Over the line, Dude.

Okay, Thanksgiving is in two days.  Time for turkey-related sports stories.  Up first: Cincinnati’s Turkey Bowl, in which people bowl on an ice rink using turkeys as bowling balls.  Why?  Because it’s Ohio.

The person with the highest score after three rounds wins $100 cash and “WKRP in Cincinnati” DVDs including the series’ famous “Turkeys Away” episode…

The frozen birds used in Turkey Bowl are discarded store turkeys not intended for anyone’s table.

I think it goes without saying that this would be one thousand percent better with live turkeys.

Yeah, I know. I'm a perverted deviant, and this blog is definitely on the naughty list. But I wanted to wish everyone a merry Christmas and happy Passover or whatever. I'm actually going to take three days off — I know, I'm sorry — but I'll be back in action on Thursday morning with the same barely contained rage and rock-hard abs you've come to know and love.

In the meantime, I'd like to open up the comments as a forum for y'all to post links to galleries of sexy Santa girls and funny holiday-related videos — let's try to keep it semi-SFW for the poor folks who have to work over the holidays. Anyway, I'll get the ball rolling with some more Ana Beatriz Barros. Stay safe, and I'll see you back here next week. 

p.s. Also funny: cats in Santa costumes.