Here’s Lithuania’s Danielius Nomanovas taking a slapshot against Great Britain in Wednesday’s round robin portion of the Under-18 World Championship. The only problem is that … uh, he wasn’t actually slap-shooting anything, threw his stick at the referee and totally brained him. Walk it off, referee! (via TBL)

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The top comment for this video says it all:

I was sitting.

.lookin up at Honda vision…and I saw the girl dancing…thought process…”oh wow…she really likes this song…..WWWHHHHAAAAAAAATTT IS THIS?!?!?!?!…THIS IS AWWWWEEEEEEESOME!!!!!!!!!!”

NEVER seen anything like it at a ducks game. Legit. PROPS

I try not to be judgmental about wacky stuff like this on With Leather. We in the blogging community are quick to get heated about unimportant stuff like commercials or memes or the tiredness of memes that’ve been done for more than 30 minutes. With me, if you wanna do parkour over a police officer or whatever to get famous on the Internet, hey, parkour your heart out. If you want to make “One Does Not Simply ____” jokes several years too late, that’s your prerogative. It’s not my place to judge.

That said, if you enjoy or participate in flash mobs I hate you and you should die for real. This is not a joke. I will fight you in real life. I think Flash Mobs are probably the worst thing, worse than world hunger, worse than prejudice and sadness and black licorice. It’s like somebody watched Usher’s scene in She’s All That and thought, “hey, let’s do this in real life.” It makes me so mad I just flipped my desk.

Besides, “Social Media Night” should just be about getting into the building anonymously and telling the Ducks how shitty they are for trying to play sports.

[h/t to Puck Daddy]

Here’s Montreal Canadiens rookie Nathan Beaulieu skating a solemn lap by himself while his team stands back and chuckles at him, helpfully reminding us that you shouldn’t believe anything you read, see, or someone tells you from yesterday morning until like, tomorrow evening. April Fools Day is the worst, and no matter how cool an idea sounds today, let somebody ELSE lead the team out onto the ice. (via IASID)

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Well, during intermission, but still, here’s Mr. T shooting a hockey goal. That’s the kind of thing you share with others. Oh, and he said something about how he pitied the puck, but you probably already psychically new that. (via SBN)

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While it’s no secret that parents of children who play sports may be the worst people in the history of this world or any other, those involved with youth hockey have been making a considerable push as of late to secure the title of Absolute Supreme Biggest A-Holes Parents Ever. First, there was that hockey coach who was recently jailed for tripping a 13-year old during the postgame handshakes, and then there was the dad who heckled a kid and threatened other parents in the stands, all while holding his youngest child.

Now, via Fark, comes a video of even more hockey parents starting fights at a game, this time during something called the Bantam C OMHA finals between Six Nations and Tweed on Saturday. My apologies if that’s incorrect, but none of what you’re about to read makes any sense to me.

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As a proud, tax-paying American who has never been arrested and occasionally makes donations to police associations (because someone once told me the sticker stops cops from pulling you over), I’m a big fan of law enforcement. I’ve always found that it’s good procedure to befriend police officers and not piss them off, because then they won’t frame you for murder. Not that all cops do that, but I constantly live in fear of being sent to prison, so I just try to be nice.

I wouldn’t, for example, ever think it was a smart idea to break into a locker room during a law enforcement charity hockey game and steal all of their stuff, because I’m not an a-hole with a death wish. Too bad I can’t say the same for one moron in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia

Two teams of deputy sheriffs and correctional officers were playing in a charity hockey game for the Make-A-Wish Foundation when someone broke into the deputy sheriff’s locker room and stole cell phones and a few wallets.

The theft was discovered by one of the off-duty officers during the second intermission.

“It was a pretty big downer for everybody,” said player Chris Kelly.

“Everybody was having a good time all the players, it was hard to finish the game in the mindset where some of your belongings are gone maybe your clothes.”

But the officers finished the game anyway. (Via CBC News)

Because every story deserves a happy ending, the thief was caught after the game and most of the stolen belongings were returned. I’m not sure how the Canadian justice system works, but I believe that the punishment for stealing from cops is to be drawn and quartered by mooses. Wait, is it meese? Just moose. Either way, I hope they celebrated in true Nova Scotia tradition.

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