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Tyrone Farrar was just your average high school basketball coach/security guard, with a loving wife and his 14-year old mistress. The 30-year old Lawrence, Massachusetts man is in a little bit of choppy water, though, as he was arrested yesterday for impaired driving, possession of a 9 mm handgun, and, you know, banging a 14-year old girl. But before you get all judgmental, they started sleeping together when she was 13 and he was 29, and she loves him. So it’s cool, right?

Farrar is being held on rape charges, as his criminally young lady friend told police and her mom that the two had been carrying on the affair since 2009, and that often they’d get together for a romp in his van down the street from her house. Because, you know, sometimes felonious underage infidelity requires real romance. But Farrar got sloppy, and his wife found out, so of course she left him and turned him into the cops…

She didn’t, did she, Boston Herald?

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