Wave Goodbye To Heidi Watney’s Car As It Disappears Over The Horizon

Written by Brandon Stroud / 11.17.11

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If you’re a Boston Red Sox fan still shaken by the 2011 collapse and the loss of Terry Francona and Jonathan Papelbon, you should probably sit down, because it’s about to get a lot worse. By way of Sean McAdam at Red Sox Talk:

Play-by-play announcer Don Orsillo has signed a contract extension to remain with NESN, but the network’s Red Sox telecasts will be without in-game reporter Heidi Watney next year, industry sources indicate.

Watney, whose contract had also expired, is leaving to work for Time Warner Cable in southern California. Time Warner Cable lured the Los Angeles Lakers away from Fox Sports West and KCAL-TV last February with a landmark 20-year deal said be worth in excess of $2.5 billion.

To make matters feel even more like the last five minutes of Childish Gambino’s ‘That Power’, Boston Globe reporter Chad Finn explained via Twitter that Heidi is from California (in case you’d convinced yourself she was a New England native) and had been homesick for most of the four years she spent trying to do her job and not bend over in front of anybody at Fenway Park.

But, as the old saying goes, it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. I’ve put together a montage of photos and videos from Heidi’s time in Boston, and every time your heart sinks thinking about her standing center-court in an empty Staples Center, holding a microphone, interviewing nobody, you can flip back through and remember the good old days. Good luck in Los Angeles, Heidi. I hope a beautiful blonde can find fame there.

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Heidi Watney is Hot, Says Nerd’s Face

Written by Brandon Stroud / 07.05.11

Heidi Watney hot

I don’t want to bombard you with videos to end the day, but this one is “the Internet” in a comfortable 16 second encapsulation. While reporter Heidi Watney talks about Jose Bautista on the sidelines at a Toronto Blue Jays versus Boston Red Sox game, a fan in the stands (who may or may not be Peyton Manning if you look at him long enough) gives her a hardcore ogling, complete with suggestive eyebrows.

The closest I’ve come to being this kid was when Jennie Finch sat in the row behind me at a Round Rock Express game last season. I just shook her hand and told her I liked what she did, but I probably should’ve put my hand over my mouth and made “a-ooga, A-OOGA” noises.

[via The Nosebleeds]

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