Ben Rhodes and Steve Morrison will be sailing for England in the Olympics, but the IOC has nixed the name of their boat: "Jackie Big Tits," a reference to the song by the Kooks. Rhodes and Morrison, who have a history of naming their boats after songs and musicians, handled the setback in stride.
[W]ith Olympic bigwigs sticking their oar in, Stevie and Ben have no choice but to give up their Big T**s. They will now compete under the banner Little Miss Pipedream, after THE WOMBATS’ track.
What a bunch of pussies, changing the name just so they can participate in the stupid Olympics. I would've been all, "Sure, sure, we'll change it." Then on race day, BAM! Blowjob Betty.
