Apparently the artist formerly known as Optimus Prime is a fan of poorly thrown footballs because he’s changed his allegiances from the protector of all humankind to the number one fan of the Seattle Seahawks. Decepticons everywhere will be sleeping a little snugger tonight knowing that the mightiest of all Autobots is now spending his days sexy dancing behind a couple of horrible white rappers as they crow about Steve Largent and their tattoos of the number twelve.
Though the rapping becomes unbearable after about a minute, the sight of a transformer gyrating around a suburban hedge makes me quite giddy. The fact that humanity is back at risk because one of the Autobots discovered football does not, but I’ll take the good with the bad. Plus this probably means Transformers III is probably cancelled, and another movie without Shia LaBeouf is another movie I can get behind.
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