Kendra Wilkinson, the 25-year old former Playboy Playmate naked chick who used to roll around on top of Hugh Hefner’s old balls, is trying to get her husband and terrible football player, Hank Baskett, to sign a “post-nuptial” agreement because she’s apparently bringing in more proverbial cheddar. The source of said dairy slang for income? You guessed it – homemade porn!

Kendra, who once put on a hell of a show as she “protested” Vivid Entertainment’s eventual release all over her face of her sex tape with a former boyfriend, supposedly has a few more videos waiting in the wings, as she’s made quite a financial improvement thanks to the success of the first video. The problem is that she doesn’t want Baskett to have any chance of getting the money that she’s already made and could eventually make should they get divorced.

*goes to WordPress dashboard, schedules “Hank Baskett Files For Divorce” for next week*

What’s love like, Courier Mail?

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Hank Baskett, to many of us, is rightfully known as “That guy that fumbled that onside kick in the Super Bowl last year,” also goes by the name of “That guy that married Kendra Wilkinson.” Kendra, of course, has graduated from the seedy world of posing nude to the esteemed medium of reality television. “Kendra” just aired its season premiere, and while we usually leave the TV thing to the experts, a couple moments from the show warranted mentioning:

Kendra dry humps Hank in the elevator.

Kendra simulates masturbation with a champagne bottle.

Not one to leave “well enough” alone, Kendra also simulates oral sex with said champagne bottle
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Kendra decides that if she doesn’t pose for Playboy, it’ll be her biggest regret in life. (She’s one of the few women I know of who would actually regret NOT getting naked.)

Kendra over-shares about Hank’s “hairy ass.” (Thanks for the image, Kendra.)

Kendra reveals her C-section scar in a sexy photo shoot for Things I Never EVER Want To See Again magazine. –via Hollywood Life.

Wow, that scar just puts a bunch of unpleasant images in my head. I wonder if she uses that as a backup vajayjay. Baskett, meanwhile, is on his fourth NFL team in two years. It almost makes you wonder which one in that relationship was passed around more…

Super Bowl onside kick recovering hero total waste of space Hank Baskett could cash in with the release of his baby momma’s sex tape. The Playboy Mansion alum (I wonder what their endowment is) could make 3 million easily.

Hank Baskett’s sugar momma wife Kendra Wilkinson is pretending to be horrified about the release of her sex tape..but in fact she’s thrilled because she’s gonna net around 3 million from sales..”Kendra could get 20 percent of the profits and make $3.2 million easily,” said the President of Vivid Video, the company behind the release of the tape..Hank better thank his lucky stars that he found someone to support him because his football career is T-5 and counting. –TerezOwens

As easy as it is to rip on Hank Baskett (like ‘fish in a barrel’ or ‘candy from a baby’ easy), in a weird way I’m happy for him. Having a hot wife is awesome enough, but having a wife who’s so hot she can make millions through a sex tape is like hitting the lottery. Hank shouldn’t feel awkward or ashamed, he should be proud. The tape was made before the two were married, and it’s such easy money. It’s not like people haven’t seen his wife’s tits already, it comes with the territory of wifeying up a Playboy model. It’s not like Hank is going to be able to cash in on his NFL career. It’s been a series of horrible, horrible failures. Exhibit A is after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

Girls Next Door “babe” Kendra Wilkinson is widely rumored to be leaving Hugh Hefner’s slut stable, and now she’s rumored to be dating Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett.

Wilkinson is, on the show at least, one of Hugh Hefner’s live-in girlfriends. We’re told that Wilkinson, 23, and Baskett, 26, recently dined together at Redstone (500 Rt. 73 S.) in Marlton.

She lists “HB3″ as one of her heroes on her MySpace page, and Baskett’s page, which is private, says “HB3 in LOOOOOVVVVEEEE!!!!” An Eagles spokesman contacted Baskett for comment and got back to us saying he had not heard from the receiver.

I dunno.  I’m not sure if this is enough proof for me.  HB3 could be anyone, really.  Maybe she just really likes hairy balls. We can’t rule it out.  Kendra is functionally retarded.  And she looks less and less lifelike every week.  But still, you have to admit, for a fake-looking retard, that’s some damn fine fake retard ass.

UPDATE: Make that engaged retard ass.

The second half of the NFL season was just a little less whimsical without the work of BradyFan83 — it's been a while since Rob Bironas's tribute — but he's come back from whatever offline world he was visiting to bring us an ode to the Chargers' LaDainian Tomlinson set to the tune of "Mrs. Robinson." Granted, nothing will ever top "Brady," but BF is still less rusty than I would be after a three-month layoff. 

Oh man, a three-month layoff sounds awesome.  What do I have to do around here to get fired?  All I do is swear and look at naked chicks all day.  What kind of backwards job is this?

I know the Chargers are out of the playoffs, and the hubbub over the LaDainian Tomlinson "not classy" comments is dying down, but I enjoyed this.

This San Diego news telecast had its camera in the middle of the Patriots-Chargers post-game confrontation, and you get to hear big-game veteran QB Philip Rivers tee off on Ellis Hobbs for being the "sorriest corner in the league."

In the end, though, the clip is kind of disappointing. The male anchor doesn't even threaten to punch the female anchor in the baby-maker.

(Via the NFL FanHaus)