When the above photo was posted by the Clearly Dope this morning, I opened a quick Google search to try to find some sort of background information on this unique hairstyle. Like, who is this guy? Does he always have a basketball hoop attached to his head? When he sits on his couch and watches TV, do his friends come over and play basketball on his head? When he goes out, does he get angry when random people ball up napkins and throw them at his head? Can he raise his hair even higher so he has an MTV Rock N’ Jock 10-point hoop on his hair? Does he have a baby and if so does he let that baby hang from the rim? If he’s going somewhere nice, does he change the net to a chain?
Those would be just some of the questions that I’d probably ask. But then I decided that I don’t want to know why this picture exists. I’m just glad it does.