When the above photo was posted by the Clearly Dope this morning, I opened a quick Google search to try to find some sort of background information on this unique hairstyle. Like, who is this guy? Does he always have a basketball hoop attached to his head? When he sits on his couch and watches TV, do his friends come over and play basketball on his head? When he goes out, does he get angry when random people ball up napkins and throw them at his head? Can he raise his hair even higher so he has an MTV Rock N’ Jock 10-point hoop on his hair? Does he have a baby and if so does he let that baby hang from the rim? If he’s going somewhere nice, does he change the net to a chain?

Those would be just some of the questions that I’d probably ask. But then I decided that I don’t want to know why this picture exists. I’m just glad it does.

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I don't want to know what he's planning to do with that.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from being the editor-in-chief of a sports comedy blog, it’s that dating a supermodel can be rough on your hair. Remember when Tom Brady hooked up with Gisele Bundchen and his hair started getting weird, and how even now he’ll show up to random charity events with spit-curl fauxhawks? Well, Shaun White is next.

As you may know from our constant groaning about it, Only Snowboarder Anybody Can Name Shaun White is dating supermodel Bar Refaeli. To prove my SUPERMODELS HATE WHATEVER HAIR YOU HAVE WHEN THEY MEET YOU theory, Bar orchestrated the shearing of Shaun’s signature “Flying Tomato” hair, instantly transforming him from DANGEROUS EXTREME SPORTS REBEL into … well, he kinda looks like Clay Aiken.

Check it out for yourself:

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