USF Fan Needs No Concessions Stand

Written by Ashley Burns / 11.22.10

This weekend’s college football action was pretty uninspiring, but mainly because I barely watched any games, since I was in a drunken stupor on Bourbon Street for roughly 50 or so hours. But in between 3-for-1 beers and drinking shots out of the mouths of chubby waitresses, I remembered watching the USF-Pittsburgh game and wondering aloud, “Did that USF fan just pick his nose and eat it?” Because, you know, I’m fascinated by this sort of intellectual conversation.

But you bet your ass my eyes weren’t lying, and thanks to my good buddy Vic we have some footage of our latest booger-eating culprit. While the Bulls lost to Pitt 17-10, this lucky fan will live on infamy with some of the greatest booger eaters in sports history. So join us, won’t you, for this journey through the With Leather Booger Eater Hall of Fame (and feel free to remind me of any glaring omissions)…

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German Coach Has A Booger, Is Hungry

Written by Ashley Burns / 07.12.10

Booger

Germany’s World Cup team finished the 2010 tournament with a victory over Uruguay Saturday to capture third place, after displaying what was arguably the most exciting offense of any team. Die Mannschaft (Ed. – hehehehehehehe!) received unexpected goals from wild headers to top Uruguay, and a lot of credit is due to Germany’s coach Joachim Löw. The 50-year old German coach helped guide his team of young stars to the country’s second-consecutive third place finish, as the Germans were ousted by eventual World Cup champion Italy in 2006 and the 2010 champion Spain.

So what exactly fuels a guy like Löw? Quite simple – boogers. While professional athletes and coaches can’t expect to focus on the presence of cameras at all times, it’s not beyond the realm of common sense to not, you know, pick your nose and eat it in front of a worldwide audience. But cultural acceptance be damned, because Löw not only did the dirty deed once, but twice.

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