Philadelphia Phillies ballgirl Genevieve Haney made a great catch during Monday’s game against the Brewers at Citizens Bank Park. How do we know? MLB.com put it up and made it embeddable. Those guys don’t make World Series wins embeddable. So good for you, Genevieve, you’ve made it.

Because we’re perverts, we checked out Genevieve’s Twitter and discovered that she, like so many beautiful young women, are obsessed with Instagram. Think of her as Philadelphia foul territory’s Paulina Gretzky. We’ve put together a gallery of some of our favorite Phillies Ballgirl Instagrams, so check it out. They’ll be available for almost two hours before Busted Coverage puts action fonts on them and calls them an exclusive gallery.

And before you read my mind, yes, the Phillie Phanatic shows up in at least one of them.

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I know that title is an oxymoron, but is was devised by a sober Irishman:

I could have done that when I was 9, except I had 3 newspaper routes to service. In fact, I still have those routes. Oh, I'm a loser, am I? Well, that kid will probably still be playing hockey when he's my age. -KD

{Free Sunday delivery for Going Five Hole.}

Thanks for stopping by this weekend, tune in tomorrow for the Chief's Monday Suck-Off and other goodness. Now I have to go rob Peter to pay Paul – use my winnings from one bookie to pay off another bookie. Coincidentally, their names are Peter and Paul, and they're both married to women named Marie. 

David Beckham and the L.A. Galaxy were just in New Zealand to play an exhibition match against a local Wellington team, and the hobbits that live there must have run out of food because they're bidding on Beckham's table scraps:

Among the items put up for sale on New Zealand website Trade Me are a half eaten corn cob, a nearly empty bottle of Coca-Cola and a single French fry, which the seller said Beckham had dropped while eating on a Wellington street. The chewed corn cob and soft drink came from a chicken restaurant where Beckham ate on Thursday night. The seller was also auctioning the plate and knife and fork she claimed he had used at the restaurant. The French fry attracted an initial bid of one dollar (75 US cents), rising to three dollars by late afternoon Wednesday.

Mmm, floor fries and chewed corn cobs. Reminds me of when I was in Colonel Harland Sanders employ, and these treats were some of our best-selling side dishes. Of course, I would never eat things that had fallen on the the greasy and salmonella-infested floor, but the burly cooks insisted it added flavor. And the customers seemed to enjoy the fare, though I believe knowledge of the secret 11 "herbs and spices" would cause them to lose their appetites. -KD

Via The Offside and the Fanhouse