This is just a golf hole that looks like a penis. Yeah, that’s about all we’ve got. It was nice of them to leave that towel handy. I have a feeling that we might need it.

So it looks like you blast your drive from where those little balls are, and then you’ll finagle a middle iron to the promised land. But even if your ball rolls off the short grass, you can still get it up and down for a good score. Sorry, I’m actually better at golf than sexual innuendo, and I really suck at golf.

If they move the pin location on this whole in the middle of the day, you might end up like this guy.

via FuKung. Also.

As a freshman, Wake Forest quarterback Riley Skinner was named to the ACC All-Freshman team and earned MVP honors in Wake's Meineke Car Care Bowl win over UCONN.  And now he's adding to his legend by showing off pictures of his cock.  Hooray!  An anonymous tipster wrote to WL:

the reason i am writing is that the egotistical riley has been photgraphing himself naked and selling his pictures [Ed. note: This, obviously, seems unlikely, and has been disputed]… it is becoming a school wide phenomenon as almost everyone on campus has seen these photos.  i feel like this deserves national attention.  the photos have been sent to me [...] if you wish to pick up this story, email me and i will send the photos

Naturally, my first reaction to this email was to tell Chastity to stop giving me a lap dance so I could email this person back and get back pictures of hot young cock in my inbox.  And boy did it work!  RAWR!  Today's lunch special is Carolina sausage!