After Michigan's come from behind win against its intra-state rival last week, Wolverine running back Mike Hart had this to say:

Well, the clock in Madison reads zero now Mr. Hart, and your team was just beaten by the Wisconsin Badgers 37-21.  The Wolverines still have a chance to win the Big Ten title though if they can beat Ohio State next week.  Yes, that's right – a squad that lost to Appalachian St. can win a "major" conference.  Anyway, why don't Michigan and Wisconsin play for a trophy?  They could for the Upper Peninsula (of Michigan).  The loser would have to take ownership of that desolate region of inbreds.  Speaking of the UP and teams sinking like ships, please observe a moment of silence for the 29 souls who descended to the depths of Lake Superior 32 years ago today. -KD