For some unknown, ungodly reason, I play golf. I’m f*cking terrible and I’ll probably never be even remotely decent, but I keep going out on the weekends, wasting money and tripling my blood pressure because I fail to understand that the reason that I suck is because I SUCK. And then there’s a golfer like Oakland University junior Kassandra Komma, who probably does stuff like “practice” and “try hard” and she’s rewarded by hitting two holes-in-one in the same round.

While playing at the R&S Sharf Golf Course recently… hold on… S-H-A-R-F, okay it is Sharf, just making sure.

While playing at the R&S Sharf Golf Course recently, Komma invoked the spirit of the world’s greatest golfer all-time ever good times, Kim Jong-Il, and sank not one, but two aces.

I hate golf. I’m gonna go throw my clubs into a fire.

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…and not because he plays golf in his underwear. Frustrated either by his own play or the industrial-sized ass-whomping laid on U.S. Open over the weekend by Rory McIlroy, Stenson got mad and started hitting the ground with his club. He had an awkward start and didn’t really commit, and ended up breaking the club in half and cutting himself. It’s the golf equivalent of pouring yourself a glass of water, then immediately knocking it over and spilling your blood everywhere.

Because you’re even less likely to read a post about golf than one about pro wrestling, the incident reminded me of the time World Championship Wrestling’s Bill Goldberg proved his toughness by punching out the window of a limousine and yeah, it looked pretty tough, but he cut everything in his arm to sh:t and was out for a year.

In a related story, neither Stenson nor McIlroy is the “next Tiger Woods”, no matter what you read today.

[via Devil Ball Golf]