We noted earlier how the NFL Draft outdrew the NBA Playoffs on TV. Yes, the reading of names of players that aren’t even in the NFL yet drew a larger audience than playoff games. How did this happen? Short answer: people get off on football news almost as much as they get off on football. But one has to wonder if Detriot Lions head coach Jim Schwartz might be the biggest football horndog of them all.

Jim Schwartz on how he feels about new running back, Jahvid Best:

“Some people watch adult videos on their computer. I go to YouTube and watch Jahvid Best highlight clips. That’s what gets me aroused.” –Detroit4Lyfe, via FreeP.

Creepy. And awesome. Although that one clip of Best getting launched into the air and seizing after he scores a touchdown is still amazing viewing. Wouldn’t it be great if we had that video after the jump? It certainly would…

ASYLUM POLL: Has NFL Draft Hype Gone Too Far?

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Thanks to handsome tipster Jeff's perusal of SI's analysis of the NBA draft, I now know that Atlanta Hawks GM Billy Knight wants some guys with wide thighs and ample rear ends:

Knight points out that [Zaza] Pachulia and Shelden Williams are the only Hawks who are wide in the thighs. "They are the only two guys we have who aren't what we call narrow butts,'' Knight said. "The other guys are thin guys, slender builds, so you need some physicality on your team.'' So he's looking for one more wide butt? "It depends on the butt,'' Knight said. In which case [Florida's Al] Horford may well be their pick.

Just when you thought the objectification of men by other men was over after the gay journo-porn about Brady Quinn and Ken Shamrock, we now have some lusty general manager porn.  And frankly, I'm offended.  Is it because of the harsh opinions based upon physical attributes?  Perhaps, but I'm probably more upset that I'm not Mr. Knight's type.  Every man likes to feel attractive.  At least the ladies like the slim, malnourished ass look, right?     

I do want to applaud Billy for providing a useful phrase I think all segments of the country should employ: "Would you like fries with that?" It depends on the butt.  "Should I diversify my portfolio?" It depends on the butt.  "Will we bomb Iran if they continue their nuclear programs, Mr. President?"  It depends on the butt.  -KD

Personally, I enjoy lovely Melissa's-NSFW derrière.