It’s incredibly hard to make fun of Tom Brady. Three Super Bowl rings. A Victoria’s Secret model wife. The eternal love and adoration of one of the most powerful sports cities in the world. Yes sir, Brady has it made. But lately it’s almost as if he’s trying his hardest to give us reasons to make fun of him. His hair. The dancing in Rio de Janeiro. His visit to the hair clinic. His shaven armpits. And now his water slide escapade TMZ “reported” on Sunday.

Brady and his wife Gisele Bundchen were in Mexico, or they are still in Mexico since neither of them really has anything to do right now, and they spent some time by the pool. Brady took a ride down the water slide and the rest is history. He could be joking with the girly hands and the face of childish delight, but it doesn’t matter to us. We have no actual football news right now, so all we can talk about are morons on Twitter, Ray Lewis’ ironic babble, or how Peyton Manning is selling out his peers. And since we don’t even have any photos of Mark Sanchez being rejected at the Hangover 2 premiere, we can at least thank Brady and his foppish dandy ways for allowing us some fun with photoshop. *sigh* I miss you, actual football news.

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Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and noted supermodel Gisele Bundchen were in Brazil this weekend, and I’m guessing that either Brady is sporting the kit of some local team or that Oral A involved something with another dude. Apparently they don’t have barbers in Brazil either. More at Just Jared.

When news broke over the weekend on celebrity gossip sites that Tom Brady’s supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen was seen canoodling with another man in London, I thought to myself, “Burnsy, you’re also incredibly handsome and have been photographed with goats, how is this going to affect Brady against the Miami Dolphins on Monday Night Football?” And the apparent answer was… Meh, he was OK.

The New England Patriots, of course, spanked the Dolphins last night to the tune of 41-14, but the damage was done by the Pats special teams and defense. Brady had a less than Brady-esque evening, putting up 154 yards passing with only one touchdown. As Punte noted earlier, Brady failed to connect with Randy Moss during the game, and the real heroes on offense were the law firm of Benjarvus Green-Ellis and toddler Danny Woodhead. So that leaves the question – was Brady bothered by the idea that his Victoria’s Secret supermodel wife was in London cheating on him?

In-depth analysis of this tawdry affair allegation and shocking answers after the jump.

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This isn’t exactly news, but just like whenever we see your mom strung out on the floor in the garage, we still have to hit it. Victoria’s Secret supermodel and goat-lover baby momma, Gisele Bundchen, has made her stance on breast feeding known. I’d suggest you google it to find out more, but I’m almost positive that you’ve searched “Gisele Bundchen breast” many, many times.

Bundchen, one of the world’s most recognizable women, said ” … there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breast-feed their babies for six months.”

She recently amended her comments and said “my intention in making a comment about the importance of breastfeeding has nothing to do with the law,” it comes from my passion and beliefs about children.” –USA Today

It’s nice that Gisele loves her kids so much that she would publicly expose her breasts for them. It kind of makes me wish I was 20 years younger and just a sad, lost little boy. Gisele’s next mission in the field of public health should be taking on the obesity epidemic. If she took an “anti-fatty” stance, she could shut down every fast food restaurant in the country. Especially Arby’s. Gisele hates Arby’s. There’s a video of our new favorite breast feeder dancing in a bikini after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »