I was never a big fan of Spanish La Liga team Getafe, but I might have to come aboard their…how do you say bandwagon in Spanish? Anyway, they’ve just announced a one-year sponsorship deal with Burger King (“It’s a wonderful restaurant!” “It sure is.”). BK reported paid in the neighborhood of $1.8 million US for the right to sport their marks on the front of the kits. And apparently on the inside as well…

BAM! That’s the Burger King. On the underside of the shirt. Ready to be popped over players heads for horrifyingly sponsored goal celebrations. via.

Yeah, that’s the kind of thing that would only be terrifying in HD. Like Hideki Matsui’s wrist injury. Or Hideki Matsui’s face. Or crocodile attacks. I don’t have any idea how a shark could climb five stories to my apartment, but that doesn’t mean he won’t do it…