Here’s another solid video of a running back breaking into a defensive back’s house and drinking his milk straight from the carton. The offending party is Georgia Tech’s Jonathan Dwyer, and this defensive back from Virginia gets his business owned so badly that he doesn’t even deserve a name anymore. How has Virginia been so terrible for so long? It probably has something to do with the fact that Charlottesville is so desolate, you have to drive for an hour before you even get to Nowhere. That’s great if you’re a reclusive former president. Not so much if you’re an 18-year-old kid looking to get his junk wet on the weekend.
Helmet sticker goes to Taylor for sending this in.
When it’s this early in the college football season, you can always count on at least one guy getting utterly destroyed on punt return coverage. And last night, Miami’s Jordan Futch accommodated with this demolition of Georgia Tech’s Steven Sylvester. I guess the missle defense program is alive and well. Futch hit that sumbitch so hard that he almost woke up in the Orange Bowl. We’re not far from seeing a punt return block that rips a wormhole into the space-time continuum. That works for me, as long as it’s on YouTube. Video’s after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »
Big ups to George, whom I casually met at the mile 33 rest stop on I-75 earlier this morning, for this announcement from Nicki Meyer, daughter of Florida football coach Urban Meyer and previously seen here. Nicki is breaking ranks from her dad, choosing to pass over an offer from his alma mater to play volleyball at Georgia Tech next fall. What she’ll be playing with in the winter is anyone’s guess.
“It’s funny because I already have that rivalry,” Nicki said. “I already hate Georgia, so it all works out.”
Nicki says that her dad does what he can to help with her volleyball, from trying to attend her games to helping her practice.
“He just hits it at me all day long − we did that all the time this summer when we were on vacation and stuff,” Nicki said. “He doesn’t know what he is doing, so I just tell him to hit it at me.”
The piece says Nicki is 5-foot-6, but Wikipedia says Nicki is only 17, which means most of you will totally lose interest in her in a matter of months. The bright side is that she may have finally settled on a hair color by then. Damn, girl, don’t you remember what Yoda said? Blonde or blonde not. There is no try. That was Yoda, right?
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