With a 1-4 start to this college football season, the Georgia Bulldogs have employed the bold strategy of giving the rest of the SEC a huge head start before they eventually make their run for a conference title. Some people, however, disagree with that assessment and maintain that Georgia simply sucks this year. Either way, it’s an exciting time to be alive in Athens, because in only 10 days the university will unveil their new mascot – Uga VIII.
When the Bulldogs gear up to play their Homecoming game against Vanderbilt on October 16, Sonny Seiler, the man who has long provided the school with its legacy of wrinkled pooches, will introduce the latest heir to the Uga name, as he claims this one is a descendent of Uga VI. Vanderbilt, on the other hand, has turned down repeated offers from Jay Cutler to reveal his “trouser snake.”
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