I gotta be honest, I haven’t been impressed with these auto-tune videos that seem to be coming out every week now. Oh, it’s a news clip made to sound like a bad Britney Spears song! Whatever, dude. I know you guys like them, and I’ll keep posting them for that reason, but this George Brett vid rises above the pack. But talking about soiling yourself in Vegas usually does. A little less defecation, a little more action, please. Thanks, Uff. via.

Royals legend and Hall of Famer George Brett wants you to know about that time he shat himself in the lobby of the Bellagio.  This is not hyperbole: this is the greatest thing any baseball player living or dead has ever said.  You just don’t hear Derek Jeter talking about liquid shit running down his leg in a public place.

And for the record, “When was the last time you shit your pants?” is the new “You ever seen a grown man naked?”

[Deadspin]