As if it were made for just this moment, closing out a week of Spring Break fun that six people enjoyed, our final installment in the Great Moments in Spring Break History comes from some college kids who decided to buck the beach trend and head overseas for a European experience. This group of Americans – I’m not actually sure if they’re Americans, but you watch how they behave and tell me if I’m wrong to guess – chose Amsterdam as their hot spot for 2013, and when the spot gets too hot, you’ve got to throw a little water on it.
Tiffani and Eli were super stoked to be visiting Europe together for the first time as a couple. They’d broken up 6 or 7 times during the year that they dated at Auburn, but after Eli promised to stop sleeping with Becky from AZD after the ATO Rebel Yell Cotton Pickin’ Pajama Jam, Tiffani just felt like she could trust him this time. So they chose to reinforce their stronger-than-ever bond by visiting her cousin, Grieta, and her husband Joost in Amsterdam.
Joost and Grieta have been married since they were children, as their parents merged butter farms during the winter shortage of 1982 and traded cattle stock in order to smooth out the marriage details. While most arranged marriages in the Netherlands result in gruesome murders (*citation needed), Joost and Grieta found true love despite the odds. That made for a wonderful trip for Tiffani and Eli, well, until the river voyage on the Amstel.