A day after the Washington Nationals' train literally derailed and several months after it figuratively derailed, manager Frank Robinson met with the media to dicuss his meetings with team preseident Stan Kasten and drunk-driving GM Jim Bowden. Actually, Robinson didn't reveal what was discussed, but he did cry like a little bitch. Actually, that's too mean. Frank Robinson was a truly great player and sometimes an okay manager. He didn't cry like a bitch, it was more like a little girl. Still too mean? Ummm… he cried like Clint Eastwood in Million Dollar Baby?
Whatever, I've cried before. I'm not ashamed to admit it. My parents were rough on me when I was a teenager. I mean, I'd slept with that blanket since I was a baby.
