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Look, I didn't WANT this to become a blog about soccer stars going on vacation, okay?  Those stories just happen to have the pictures with the most hot chicks in bikinis, and I'm nothing if not a slave to my principles.  And by principles I mean love of boobs.

Anyway, this is Italian soccer star Francesco Totti surrounded by minxes while he relaxes poolside.  It must be a nice respite from that hag of a wife he has, former showgirl Ilary Blasi.  Why, I can barely tolerate looking at her… for the next three hours.

Honestly, I'm not all that impressed by these photos.  I've been surrounded by girls since I was a kid.  Of course, that'll happen when you're the only boy in ballet class.  Hey, shut up!  I needed an outlet for my prancing!

[Kickette]