Any Formula One fans here? No? Well, me neither. But this woman is Elisabetta Gregoraci, an Italian model and TV hostess who’s married to super-sexy F1 manager Flavio Briatore. A Google Image search for her? Strongly recommended.
Ordinarily when I put together a post like this with sexy pictures I prefer that there’s some kind of newsworthy story to go with it. In this case, the news is Elisabetta went to the beach. Ta-da!
Here's Formula 1 driver Kimi Raikkonnen mowing down a toddler while walking outside the track. The woman trying to interview him goes back to check on the screaming child, while Kimi forges ahead. Places to be, man. Can't stop a racecar driver from gettin' where he needs to be.
I admit, I've never heard of this guy and I don't know why his name is Kimmy, but whatever. Any dude who can flatten a toddler on-camera and not care has got ice water in his veins. Why, if I knew another F1 driver's name, I'd tell that driver to watch out for Kimi.
[via The Sporting Blog; also enjoyable: this remix]
The Chief shared the tale of Formula One racing president Max Mosley's Nazi-hooker romp earlier this week, and now Mosley is (GASP!) suing the British tabloid that originally published the story:
"I was the victim of a disgusting conspiracy. It goes without saying that the so-called Nazi element is pure fabrication, . . . Many people do things in their bedrooms or have personal habits which others find repugnant. But as long as they keep them private, nobody objects . . .I don't think any of this should affect my work on motoring safety, the environment or the sport. I believe that 21st century adults do not worry about private sexual matters as long as they are legal and harmless," the 67-year-old Mosley said.
Here, here! Well said old chap. Lord knows I wouldn't want anyone to see the things I do in the privacy of my bedroom. The events of those activities are strictly for me, the special lady I've paid for chosen that evening, and, I suppose, Donny - the guy who sleeps in the bunk underneath mine at the YMCA. I enjoy my privacy just like Mr. Mosley, I guess that's why I never videotape myself doing something untoward. Anyway, Mosley's response is pretty standard and mildly funny, but if you think I just posted this to look at more pictures of a bound and NSFW Lisa Boyle . . . you're absolutely correct. -KD
Don't know who Max Mosley is? Let me get you caught up: he's the head of Formula One racing whose father was a noted Nazi sympathizer during World War II. Max enjoyed a nice little five-hour S&M orgy with five hookers, which actually sounds like a lot of fun, if a little heavy on torture/foreplay. The part that was maybe a little unwise was MAKING A TAPE OF THE ENTIRE THING. After shelling out $5000, Mosley stood a concentration camp-style inspection. Fail a hooker's inspection? Ohhh, that's a paddlin':
Mosley was then bent over and strapped naked to a leather torture bench. The muscular blonde dealt him 15 savage blows. Towards the end Mosley was whimpering and gasped for breath. Reddened and bruised, he then received a further six strokes with a cane.
His flogging over, he left the room before saying, "Thank you, mistress". After having his wounds dressed, Mosley makes the transformation from masochist to sadist. Now fully clothed, he bends two blonde girls over the whipping bench, their striped concentration camp-style uniform bottoms yanked down to expose their buttocks.[...]
At one point the wrinkled 67-year-old… yells "she needs more of ze punishment!" while brandishing a LEATHER STRAP over a brunette's naked bottom… With each blow, the girl yelps in pain as grinning, grey-haired Mosley becomes clearly aroused. And after the beating, he makes her perform a sex act on him.
You know, you hear too many stories of people just getting a hooker, having plain ol' sex, and going about their day. I like Mosley's style. If you're gonna pay for it, hey, live a little. Splurge on those Nazi hookers. It may seem pricey, but they're gonna give you a really efficient orgy.
Formula One driver Michael Schumacher was worried that his cab driver in Germany wouldn't get him and his family to the airport in time for their flight. So he commandeered the driver's seat.
"It was sheer lunacy," cabbie Tuncer Yilmaz told the Muenchener Abendzeitung newspaper. "He took the curves with full speed, but you couldn't even notice it. He just knows how to do it." [...]
When Yilmaz picked up the seven-time Formula One champion and his family at the Coburg airport, he was star-struck. "I was so nervous," Yilmaz said. "I was so confused that I almost forgot all traffic rules." So on the way back to the airport Schumacher, the most successful driver in Formula One history, asked Yilmaz to slide over so he could drive.
That's a great story. I mean, there are places in the world where people actually recognize Formula One drivers.
