And now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together (and sometimes watch them play softball). It’s Sports On TV: the 15 greatest sports moments of Arrested Development.
Because people love to act outraged at everything, TMZ thought it was so shocking and incredible that Texas A&M quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel was photographed partying after he led the Aggies to a victory in the Cotton Bowl to cap their remarkable 11-2 season. Then people began raising eyebrows and calling shenanigans when Manziel was spotted courtside at several NBA games, and of course we’ve all been well aware that Johnny Football is dating aspiring model and perfectly-named WWE Diva heel Sarah Savage.
Well, all of that attention has now made it impossible for Manziel to focus on the one thing he actually attends Texas A&M for – making the school millions of dollars for winning games attending class.
Last week we posted the preview clip of Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model Kate Upton spitting hot fire alongside Outkast’s Big Boi and Buffalo Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson for episode 2 of Skullcandy’s Take a Supermodel to Work. The full episode has arrived, and if you’re a fan of watching Kate Upton remove her jacket, you’ll like it.
I was expecting a full-on ‘The Love Below’ effort from Kate, and unfortunately we STILL don’t get to hear her rapping. We just get her saying rap terms while a pair of Not Jean-Ralphios ogle her boobs and Big Boi just plays video games with Stevie. But, you know, Kate is adorable, and it is what it is. I guess Kate singing along to ‘Teach Me How To Dougie’ will have to remain the best Kate Upton rapping memory.
You can check out the full episode below. Spoiler alert:
“Because he’s not a total dickhole” is the correct answer.
But yeah, here’s Bret Favre dropping a 40-on-60 tip because he’s a nice guy, and because he’s got a money bin filled with Wrangler’s Real Comfortable Jeans or whatever. Danny Ferry once left me 5 bucks on 15, which … really isn’t the same thing, is it? (via @coreyharrison)
- Follow us on Twitter @withleather
- Follow me personally @MrBrandonStroud and Burnsy @MayorBurnsy
- Like us on Facebook.
Links
UPROXX Video: This Pasta Salad Will Change Your Life (And Possibly Make You A Lesbian) |UPROXX|
5 Quick Revelations About The Last 8 Episodes Of ‘Breaking Bad’ |Warming Glow|
Pictures: Steven Seagal in a fancy scarf training a posse of armed vigilantes |Film Drunk|
Lil Wayne Brought A Gun To A Miami Heat Game And Doesn’t Understand Why That Might Be Weird |With Leather|
Young, Inexperienced Lara Croft Goes On A Killing Spree In This Eleven-Minute ‘Tomb Raider’ Video |Gamma Squad|
Your 2013 NBA All-Star Weekend Cheat Sheet |Smoking Section|
Mike Florio Needs Attention – Calls For RGIII To Demand The Redskins Change Their Name |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
Warming Glow usually handles weekly recaps of Saturday Night Live right after it airs. As a site that updates Monday through Friday we don’t always get that timely Sunday morning bump, but SNL covered the Super Bowl Blackout and I’ll be damned if I don’t dedicate a post to Jay Pharoah’s Shannon Sharpe impression.
Here’s what the folks at WG (where I one day hope to lord over everyone with my ‘Arthur’ jokes and terrible pro wrestling recaps) had to say about the cold open:
Nice of the SNL makeup department to make Tim Robinson look like Bill Cowher’s thawed-out corpse. Anyway, the cold open started slowly before delivering some solid lines in the final two minutes. JB (the black JB, not the wannabe-black JB) admitting he’s never actually seen 2 Broke Girls was a nice touch, and making Jay Pharoah’s Shannon Sharpe reveal, “Ray Lewis knows who killed those people, because it was him!” was what was missing from last episode’s Weekend Update Ray-Ray appearance. Not a great opener, but not bad, either.
If you missed it, video is below. I guess they couldn’t find a realistic Dan Marino wig.
Kate Upton is … rapping, I think? for Skull Candy. Big Boi has to record with Andre 3000 with a six month delay via satellite or whatever, but he’ll show up to help Kate Upton spit fire. Good to know. The full video for this “drops” on February 13, so until then, please enjoy Kate angrily taking off her jacket, because reasons. (via Sportress)
- Follow us on Twitter @withleather
- Follow me personally @MrBrandonStroud and Burnsy @MayorBurnsy
- Like us on Facebook.
Links
Beyonce’s Publicist Is Going To Be PISSED When She Sees These Unflattering Photoshops |UPROXX|
6 Other Movies And TV Shows That Film In Front Of ‘It’s Always Sunny’s’ Paddy’s Pub |Warming Glow|
This Week in Posters & Stills: The Spring Breakers Bikini Team |Film Drunk|
Sports On TV: Community’s 20 Greatest Sports Moments |With Leather|
Jealous? Canada Gets Another Glow-In-The-Dark Dinosaur Quarter |Gamma Squad|
The 10 Worst Grammy Nominees For “Best Rap Album” |Smoking Section|
LOLNFL: Super Bowl XLVII Stuff |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
Partnered With
Sign Up
Follow Us
