We don’t get to cover too much fetish news these days, so it’s nice to see that TMZ was able to catch up to WWE Hall of Famer Tony Atlas and get his input on what a lady can do to win his heart. And the answer to that, in case our millions of female readers are desperate to know, is by stomping on Tony’s face while wearing big shoes.

Move over, Rex Ryan. There’s a new foot loving sheriff in town.

TMZ has obtained video of Atlas at an indie wrestling event in Maine last week — and in the extremely bizarre clip, Atlas gleefully shares some face-stomping footage with a fellow wrestler … footage Atlas commissioned himself.

Oh it’s true. I’ve got the footage after the jump. Atlas looks like a kid on Christmas morning as an unidentified woman goes to town on his dome. So is the former Pro Wrestling Illustrated Wrestler of the Year embarrassed by this newfound public knowledge? Of course not. He’ll gladly show the video to anyone who wants to watch, and I’m guessing he’d even let a lady fan get a kick or two in for good measure.

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You know those genderphobic Time Warner Cable commercials where Mike O’Malley switches off the football game, and his friends suddenly have emotional crises about having only “shells of dreams”?

Real life is turning into that.

Feast your eyes on Life Without Football #1 — Cleats, a YouTube video starring the original Becky from Roseanne that parodies New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan’s foot fetish videos and may or may not costar Ryan himself. It’s less parody and more of a recreation (and in case you missed the original, you are lucky), still sort of venturing into porno territory, but it ends with her getting hit in the face with a football. Not much else is known about the video and at the time of this mention’s publication it’s only got about 100 views, so I’ll update with more information if Life Without Football #2 features Brett Favre texting pictures of his junk to Aunt Jackie.

It’s funny, Lecy Goranson (the aforementioned O.G. Becky) is almost 40-years old now and I still 1) have a crush on her and 2) can’t picture her saying anything without GAWD, MOTHER bookending it.

[h/t Hugging Harold Reynolds]