Gerard Piqué has a lot going for him. He’s 24 years old, plays for FC Barcelona, ladies seem to think he’s fun to look at, and I assume that his huge professional soccer contract also makes him a rather special person. So it shouldn’t surprise anyone that for almost a year, Piqué has been flopping around with Shakira.
It should also not surprise anyone that soccer players really like having sex with as many women as possible, so it makes sense that Mexican tabloids are reporting that Shakira dumped his ass.
Tell me that them hips don’t lie, poorly translated foreign tabloid:
With the owner Piqué was unfaithful to Shakira!, The publication reports that a reliable source informed them that the Colombian singer would have ended her relationship with Spanish player for alleged infidelity of the athlete.
The magazine said the footballer cheated on the singer of “Rabid” with a younger girl.
Shakira and Piqué began their relationship six months ago and released when the Colombian star posted on his Twitter a picture of the two, accompanied by the message “I give you my sun.”
(La Hora via Lainey Gossip)
She actually said, “I give you my sunshine,” but it’s fun to share the Google translation because foreign languages are so funny. The two met at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, but they kept their relationship under wraps until this year. I assume it’s because nobody really cares. I care, though. Why? Oh I think it might have something to do with this…
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