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Links

This Week Tom Brady Will Prove That He’s A Horrible Person - Brady should respond to the media’s treatment of Drew Brees by wearing a Saints jersey and throwing every time he touches the ball, whether they’re up by 200 or not. [Smoking Section]

The First Ever KSK Fantasy Football Awards - The award for Worst Fantasy Football Player In History goes to me for my piss-rank performance in our Draftstreet promotions this season. Man, and to think I once won a Yahoo league without ever updating it. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Video: Robert Griffin III’s Incredible TD Run - I watched this from the ellipticals at the gym LIKE A BOSS. Then I realized if I was a boss, I’d just be using the treadmills. Also, I wouldn’t be holding my iPod when I ran. [Yardbarker]

2011: The Year of the UFC Title Curse - It just goes to show you, true MMA success isn’t in winning championships, it’s in entertaining EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! (that is MMA, right) [Cage Potato]

Don Cherry’s Piano Desk - So is Don Cherry trying to look like Tyler Perry’s Mr. Brown, or is that just a coincidence? [Buzzfeed]

Prisoner Says Jamie Foxx Is A Skank Robbers Robber - “Madea gets kidnapped by a white guy and must sincerely plead for her life” is the most amazing, psychotic idea for a movie ever. Prisons would be even better if they were underground. [Film Drunk]

5 Reasons Firefly Was Lucky To Get Canceled - Just think of it like a British show. Or like ‘Cowboy Bebop’, which was much better and basically the same thing. [Gamma Squad]

These Kids Are Terrible - Watching kids be unable to get through the Legends Of The Hidden Temple temple without collapsing and sh*tting themselves is stressful. I used to love how hard the Hidden Temple questions were. GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. WHO WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, GEORGE WASHINGTON OR HAM SANDWICH and the kids would just STAND THERE. [Warming Glow]

Zooey Deschanel And Joseph Gordon-Levitt Would Like To Hear About Your New Years Eve Plans - Masturbating to Zooey Deschanel, and probably Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Just kidding, nobody likes Zooey Deschanel anymore! [UPROXX]

5 Beauty Lessons We Learned This Year From Amanda Seyfried - I hope “get your boobs out, go wrist-deep on Julianne Moore” is on the list. [Glamour Beauty]

Here’s a picture of Houston Texans quarterback T.J. Yates and tight end Owen Daniels hugging each other in celebration of being drafted to my terrible Draftstreet fantasy football team.

You should be hugging, too, because this week’s contest — a 50-person cash game for $11 that gives you a chance to win money from a $500 dollar cash pool and gives $5 to anyone who places higher than me — proved so popular that they’re adding 50 more players to the mix. So here’s your chance: sign up now for a fun game and some of the easiest cash opportunities you’ve ever had. Seriously, I am bad at this. Last time I drafted Hakeem Olajuwon.

There are two concurrent games of 50 players going on this weekend with me lingering near the bottom of both, so if you missed the first one, sign up quick-like and get into this one. It all goes down THIS WEEKEND, so don’t delay.

CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE LEAGUE!

I’m cheating this time. I’m going the Tebow route, and I’m going to read my Bible and finish first place in fantasy football with Draftstreet.

Of course, that’s not going to happen (the me winning part, at least), and that’s where you come on. Instead of a freeroll this month, With Leather has organized a cash game. The first 50 people who drop $11 dollars to play get a chance to win money from a $500 dollar cash pool, and here’s the best part: every single person who finishes higher than me wins $5.

That’s easy money, folks. I drafted Brett Favre last time. I’m not very good at this. Hell, they asked me for a picture to use and I didn’t have anything “football” to wear in it. You’re going to murder me, and worst case scenario you’ll have fun playing and be out six bucks.

CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE LEAGUE. (I’m already in last place.)

Links

Barbara Walters Interviews The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles In 1991 - I remember this, as I remember everything Ninja Turtles related. How many of you went to the Coming Out Of Our Shells Tour, raise your hand. [The High Definite]

The Smoking Section Ranks In The Source’s Power 30 List - New professional goal: start ranking on peoples’ Power Lists. I can lift a car, my blog has to be better than Grantland. [Smoking Section]

Five Cognitive Biases That Prove Your Brain Hates Science - I basically live in a world built on Blindspot Bias. In it, I can’t understand why anyone would read Cracked.com. [Gamma Squad]

Plot Of Jack & Jill Recreated With Passive-aggressive Quotes From Scathing Reviews - Second new professional goal: start calling myself “A.O.” something. Those aren’t initials, idiot, they’re what Tony Danza says when he’s trying to avoid confrontation. [Film Drunk]

Corgi Friday: A Youtube-stravaganza - I wish my cat would get this excited to see me after trips. He just kinda stands and yells at me. [Warming Glow]

Meme Watch: First World Problems Finally Have A Macro, One First World Problem Solved - Love that “White People Problems” has a racially-nonspecific PC equivalent. [UPROXX]

McRib With Bacon And Mozzarella Sticks - The worst link I could possibly give you. I’d rather have you think I’m a pussy than be dead at 45. [Buzzfeed]

Adult Swim’s 15 Best Webcontents of the Week - “Webcontents” gets funny when you say it as one world, like malcontent. I moved my website to the hills and don’t let anyone visit it because I’m a webcontent! [Adult Swim]

Photoshop Creates an Attractive Woman From a Blank Canvas [VIDEO] - This would be more impressive if 1) every photo we had wasn’t photoshopped to death, causing us accept tons of photoshop as “normal” and 2) people haven’t been able to do this with pen and paper and like, paint for thousands of years. [The FW]

Movies That Made Numbers and Dates Terrifying - May 19th! MAY 19TH! [Moviefone]

The Five Biggest Fantasy Football Busts of 2011 (and Five Players You Should Pick Up Now) - I’m currently 470-something in our DraftStreet fantasy football contest. I have no f**king goddamn clue how to play fantasy football. [The Smoking Jacket]

15 Funny Real Life Sci-Fi Road Sign Hacks - The guy who hacked his to be about Harry Potter sucks so bad I can’t even process it. [Unreality]

My team is set. As promised, I drafted Aaron Rodgers, all 21-k-plus of him, and I’m hoping he’s enough of an undercover secret for me to gain the advantage and win our weekend’s free fantasy football game through Draftstreet. If not, at least I can know I associated his performance with this sad looking dog in a cheesehead, and that is something.

If you haven’t signed up to play yet, I’m urging you to do so now. Even the Hanna Barbera character in charge of the KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag is going to play, and that guy’s a paid fantasy football professional. How awesome would it be to beat him at this? Slightly more prestigious than beating me, a guy who thinks Aaron Rodgers is underground.

The game happens this weekend, and it’s going to work a lot like our baseball games; you’ll sign up (for free, again, I’m not going to make you pay for anything) and pick your team, choosing two QBs, two WR, two RB and so on until you’ve exhausted your salary cap, and the team with the best performance in this Sunday’s games wins money. So do the next five top teams. That’s right, we’re paying out to the top 6 teams from a $250 cash pool.

And like I said before, I’m playing, Burnsy’s playing, Matt’s playing, Cajun’s playing. Everybody’s playing, and so should you. It only takes a moment, it’s totally free, it could win you legitimate cash money and you become my friend in real life. How can you lose?

Well, you could put a cheese hat on your dog, but other than that.

If the Kate Upton and NFL cheerleader pictures haven’t gotten you to sign up for our free fantasy football weekend game with Draftstreet, I’m taking the next step in shilling: pictures of English bulldog puppies wearing football jerseys. Look at the look on his face … he just can’t understand why you haven’t signed up for this yet.

The game happens this weekend, and it’s going to work a lot like our baseball games; you’ll sign up (for free, again, I’m not going to make you pay for anything) and pick your team, choosing two QBs, two WR, two RB and so on until you’ve exhausted your salary cap, and the team with the best performance in this Sunday’s games wins money. So do the next five top teams. That’s right, we’re paying out to the top 6 teams from a $250 cash pool.

Almost everyone at the UPROXX network is playing. Me and Burnsy are playing. I just said f**k it this time and drafted Aaron Rodgers. With Leather founder and Alison Harvard-hater Matt Ufford is playing. Uproxx dot com’s Cajun Boy is playing. So are most (but not all) of the fictional persons and things at Kissing Suzy Kolber. If you play — and remember, playing gives you a shot to win money from that $250 by doing almost literally nothing — you get to say you beat us all at the most important thing in the world. Fantasy football.

And for the last time, here’s the link. Come on, be a pal.