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If you haven’t signed up for this week’s Fantasy Baseball Challenge through FanDuel.com, what are you waiting for? Brian Wilson to write “FanDuel” on his crotch and waggle it at you?

This week we’re only allowing 275 spots, but you’re in luck — you can register up to three times for only two bucks a pop and earn your shot at winning money from a $500 cash pool. That’s $500 for making a figurative wanking motion at a picture of the stupidest person at The ESPYs and spending 5 minutes setting up a baseball team. It’s fun, it’s incredibly easy and you’re guaranteed to at least finish higher than me.

Here’s what we do, if you haven’t played yet:

I can only badger you to sign up and play so many times, and the game starts tonight, Friday the 13th so get in under the wire and win some money! If you win some, send me 20 bucks. I’ve got my eyes on this great knit cap.

Wait 'til you see his ping pong ball trick!

We’re playing FanDuel fantasy baseball again this week, and one way or another I’ll end up feeling like Justin Verlander. If I win, I’m the Justin Verlander who gets to shack up with Kate Upton. If I lose horribly, I’m the Justin Verlander who ruined the All-Star Game.

We’re capping the league at 275 spots this week, so sign up as soon and as often as possible. We’re letting you register up to three teams, and the entry fee is only two dollars. Turning two bucks into 500 is a pretty sweet deal, especially if you do it by clicking your mouse what … 11, 12 times? Don’t be the guy who won’t do that.

As always, here’s how we’re playing:

So yeah, SIGN UP FOR THIS THING PLZ. It’s fun, cheap, and can win you a bunch of money. I’ll let you decide how many of those describe Kate Upton.

Maybe not that face. That one’s too easy to photoshop.

Anyway, our latest fantasy baseball game with our friends at FanDuel.com goes down tonight, and if you haven’t signed up yet, now’s the time — it’s only two bucks to play, you can enter up to three teams, and the top teams win money from a $1000 cash pool. It’s one of those things that could turn out to be a great investment, when you realize that roughly 14 clicks of a mouse earned you hundreds of dollars.

Here’s how to play:

You can sign up for the game by clicking basically anything within the body of this post, so make sure you do that quickly and set up your teams for tonight’s contest. Give it a try, and send me a few dollars when you win. You know, for tipping you off.

Okay, I’m lying. But $1000 is pretty good, right? Stop throwing things at me.

This week’s fantasy baseball game with our friends at FanDuel is pretty straight-forward — it’s only two bucks to play, you can enter up to three teams, and the top teams win money from a $1000 cash pool. If you’re good at this, you’re rich. If you aren’t, you’re me, and you’ll still have fun.

Here’s how to play:

So when you’re done, click on Kate Upton over there (or right here) and sign up to play with them. Us. You know what I’m trying to say.

All right, that’s debatable. But hey, Mike Trout’s only making what, circa 400K this season? Even he could use a 998-dollar profit.

FanDuel.com Fantasy Baseball returns this week, giving you and 64 other people a chance to win money from a $1000 prize pool. All you’ve got to do to play is drop in 2 bucks. Or 6 bucks, if you want to run up to three teams. Very little bucks, is what I’m saying.

Here’s how to play:

Our fantasy game happens this Friday night (aka TONIGHT, GUY), so head on over now, sign up, draft your team and win some cash. I’ll be playing, as soon as I figure out how to draft Mike Trout 10 times. Why won’t it let me make him a pitcher? Mike Trout is probably a pretty good pitcher.

Shut up, I worked really hard on that headline.

We’ve been playing fantasy baseball with FanDuel.com all season, and the pull keeps getting bigger — in this week’s game, all you need to do is sign up, drop a $2 entry fee and draft up to three teams for your chance at $1000 in prizes. The top 65 players win money, which means even I could win. Not bad!

Here’s how to play:

If you haven’t played FanDuel fantasy with us yet, now’s the time to throw in. It’s fun, it only takes a minute to sign up and draft your teams and if you’ve got a rudimentary knowledge of baseball you can probably win money. So go sign up right now and participate in Friday night’s game! You won’t regret it. I mean, unless you’re the Astros.