Let me make sure I’ve got this straight … Nate Diaz is the Diaz brother who doesn’t want your stupid-ass cowboy hat all up on him and just means “bitch” when he calls Pat Healy a “fag.” Nick Diaz is the one who started his own MMA promotion, is good at nunchucks and never pays his taxes. Right? It’s like a live action Duke and Dimwit, except both guys are Dimwit.

Anyway, here’s a video entitled WAR DIAZ FUNNY SONG by YouTube user ColdRolledSteel, who may just be Tank Abbott in a hoodie and sunglasses. CRS serenades the brothers using a guitar and the demo button on his keyboard, occasionally telling the camera man to “flip it.” The camera man responds with “myem myem.” It is weird, off-putting and absolutely perfect for the Diaz. Diazes?

Video is after the jump.

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Remember back in September when that weird Arkansas Razorbacks fan put on a pig helmet, strapped some tape to her nose a la Pee-wee Herman in Pee-wee’s Big Adventure and sang a Razorback-themed version of Brotherhood Of Man’s ‘United We Stand?’ Okay, you probably don’t remember ALL of it, but you remember the lady in the pig helmet.

Anyway, in celebration of signing day, said lady (YouTube user LIZHONEY2U) has uploaded a cover of Johnny Nash’s ‘I Can See Clearly Now.’ Her reason:

Great job recruiting, Coach Beilema!!!! Alex Collins, whew!!!

“Whew” is one of the many words I’d use to describe this video. I’d also include the sentence, “if you can afford a novelty Razorbacks helmet and button, why are you recording your YouTube videos with a toaster.”

I hope Arkansas has a terrible season, just to see if she’ll do a cover of ‘Gloomy Sunday.’

[h/t to Dr. Saturday]

Worried about the Sacramento Kings and their impending move to Seattle? Enjoy this fan anthem, entitled ‘Hey Kings, Stay Kings! (My Balls).’ I’ve listened to it twice now, and as far as I can tell, it’s less a “please stay in our town” anthem and more of a “give us your phone numbers so we can f**k you before you leave” type thing. (via That NBA Lottery Pick

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are you f**king kidding me

If you needed a reason to hate the Baltimore Ravens, here is a group of their fans becoming an accessory to a goddamn Carly Rae Jepsen ‘Call Me Maybe’ cover in 2013. 2013. They went with ‘Bring On Brady’ as their hook, too, which apes the “Brady sounds like maybe, let’s do a Call Me Maybe parody about him” joke somebody made eight months ago.

Was the decision-making process just flipping a coin? Heads, we do ‘Call Me Maybe.’ Tails, we do ‘Gangnam Style.’ Come on, you guys have so much to work with. I wrote like 80% of a Ray Lewis ‘Murder Was The Case’ parody in my head while anger-typing this. It’s not that hard.

Bonus points for the guy in the background being weirdly possessive and flattering himself at the same time, though:

[h/t to Larry Brown Sports]

That’s what this is, right?

This little diddy — a “Newfie NHL Lockout song” — appeared at the bottom of Puck Daddy’s The Vent column, and it’s so quaint it should be covered with a f**king doily. I love that we’ve moved past anger towards the NHL Lockout and right into the “We’ll march day and night by the big cooling tower” stuff.

I miss you, hockey. If I could play acoustic guitar, I would record this exact thing. I’m not sure whether or not I’d do it in a Newfie accent, because I’m still not convinced that Newfies are real and not just Newhart characters or whatever, but I’m willing to give it a shot.

Does it look to anybody else like they recorded this in the waiting area of a Denny’s, or is that just me?

There are over 60 games left in the 2012-13 NBA season, so right now is the perfect time to start recording anthems about how your team is unstoppable. Iman Shumpert knows the value of a good anthem, and if anything gets the Knicks to the finals this year, it’ll be lines like, “Knicks Knicks Knicks Knicks Knicks Knicks Knicks Knicks Knicks Knicks Knicks.”

Via Cosby:

If you weren’t aware, Iman Shumpert is an aspiring rapper who also happens to be a promising young talent for the New York Knicks. The 6′ 5″ point guard from Georgia Tech has apparently been spending his time in the studio while out with a knee injury. For his latest ‘banger’ Shumpert remixes “Clique” off of G.O.O.D. Music’s Cruel Summer album, turning it into the “Knicks Anthem.”

I think my favorite part is when he says Knicks.

I’m not a basketball star OR an aspiring rapper, but I’m occasionally inspired to greatness by these sports guys, so I put together a remix of my own. Hopefully this will be the new NEW Knicks anthem, and I hope you like it:

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