There is not a better way to spend a Wednesday morning than watching a bunch of cheerleaders f**k up and hurt themselves. Highlights include more than one girl getting trampled on the wrong side of a paper barricade, a cheerleader backflipping until she’s perpendicular to a wall and so many sad vaults. Thanks, World Wide Interweb.

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Where The Hell Is… Da Band? |Smoking Section|

A Possible First-Round Pick Is Not Housebroken |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

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In the living illustration of one of those “You Might Be A Redneck If” jokes, here’s a kid trying to zipline over a trampoline (?) and eating a chestful of steel while everyone laughs at him. The kid in the background yelling THAT WAS AWESOME is the best part. The worst part is probably the demonic laughter of the slow-motion replay. Advice: never use a zipline your dad put up. (via Bob’s)

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15 Plots We Don’t Want To See In The Sixth Season Of ‘Mad Men’ |Warming Glow|

Our Pal Hanksy Snuck Some Of His Own Custom Easter Eggs Into The White House Easter Egg Hunt |UPROXX|

Finding Nemo sequel to be called Finding Dory, set for November 2015 |Film Drunk|

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Hey Guys, The ‘Axe Cop’ Show Is Going To Be Pretty Rad |Gamma Squad|

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Is That Geno Smith Scouting Report REALLY Racist? |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

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If your Monday morning is starting off badly, consider that it could always be worse … you could be this Hooters ball girl, who scooped up a fair ball during Saturday’s Phillies/Rays game and gave it away to a kid in the crowd. Keep perpetuating those stereotypes, Hooters ball girl! (via Holdout Sports)

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That Time The Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling Tried To Hook Up With Donald Trump |The Mandible Claw|

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Oddly enough, on a site that heavily features objectified boobs galleries and asinine retrospectives of children’s cartoons, one of the most popular things we’ve shared over the last few months was the epic ski jump fail of Japanese layabout Daiki Ito. If you haven’t watched it, watch it. It’s even better than you’re imagining.

Ito’s flop was legendary, but he had to start somewhere. Enter this 11-year-old kid on his first run at a ski jump in California’s Kirkwood Mountain Resort. He takes off and things look pretty good, but then … no.

The picture kinda spoils the final half of his downhill adventure, but the video is below.

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I can’t claim to know much about the Dutch second division, nor do I know about De Graafschap or SC Veendam. I do, however, know two important things about soccer:

1. If you are a pro soccer player and the goal is wide open, you should probably be able to get it in.
2. “Jumping at the ball like a dolphin” is not an effective way to do this.

That’s what Polish striker Piotr Parzyszek pulled about nine feet in front of the wide-ass-open goal in this clip. He’s going for a header, I guess, and instead just jumped into the air like a fish and failed. Those boos were well-deserved. At first I thought he was trying to flop off his own header, but no, it was simply shame.

I’d also like to recommend that you go back and watch this entire highlight video, because this guy’s name is super funny to me:

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With a hat-tip to our friends at Bob’s comes my new favorite follow-up story.

Remember last week when we shared with you the video of a ring girl In The Style Of Liz Vicious who didn’t realize that “this guy knocked out on the floor with people checking on him” meant the fight was over, so she sauntered around with a big Round 2 sign like a goon?

THE STORY HAS A PREQUEL.

No, we’re not making this up.

Prior to the incident involving walking by a fallen fighter with a round 2 sign, the very same inattentive round card girl came out holding a round 4 sign for a 3 round fight. The fight was over and headed to the judges scorecards, but she was ready for round 4.

Video is below. Keep shining, you crazy, stupid diamond.

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