I love bowling and I really love slutty party girls, so why is this the first I'm hearing of a movie about bowling with Tara Reid that was supposedly released in 2007?

Was that Eddie George playing one of the commentators? No, he was just playing himself. Wow, this film looks extraordinarily awful, but I'll still see it anyway. Oh, don't judge me. At least I didn't claim to watch Mazes and Monsters because Tom Hanks starred in it. Everyone knows you saw it because you played D & D – nerd!! -KD

We haven't seen any good gay journo-porn in a while, but thanks to a tip from Clay Travis at SPiN, we know that Pete Prisco would very much like to rub "massage oil" on Eddie George:

As he stands shirtless at his locker, it's clearly evident that Tennessee Titans running back LenDale White will never be confused for former Titans back Eddie George, he of the chiseled body that made many a defender cringe upon contact . . . Even at 240, which he is now, White will never looked ripped. But for a man his size, he has some impressive feet. 

Sure, I know an occasional Broadway musical question to a Jeopardy answer because my uncle, who was a lifelong bachelor, introduced me to the theater.  And sure, my mother dressed me as a girl for the first 5 years of my life, but I'm sorry Mr. Prisco, that's a little gay.  And a foot-fetishist at that.  I will admit that under the Chief's tutelage, I now look to see if a lovely lady is wearing Jimmy Choo's first instead of at her casabas eyes.  Of course, if I spy some expensive kitten pumps, I imagine the woman is wearing nothing but a bustier.  I suppose I haven't entirely matured, but it's much better than divulging one's daydreams of running backs in nothing but jock-straps and elevated, open-toed cleats. -KD

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