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Australia Is Getting DC Comics License Plates? From The 80s? - One day I’ll live in a happier world where I’m able to drive a car and let people know how much I love the comic Prez at the same time. [Gamma Squad]

Now With Us, The Very Public Face Of Grief - I’m happy to have KSK around for stories like this. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

I Can’t Stop Looking At This - Matt Ufford reveals that he doesn’t find America’s Next Top Model’s Allison Harvard attractive, an issue that causes us to come to blows in real life. I don’t care what elite fighting force you were a part of, I will go down swinging. [Warming Glow]

38 Seconds - In all seriousness, though, With Leather wants to wish everybody out there a happy Veteran’s Day. Be sure to check out Uff’s latest piece on the veteran experience, because it’s pretty goddamn outstanding. [The Classical]

Endurance Football, Or, Football Played On A Mile-Long Field - I love everything about this, and am calling dibs on a roster spot should a real game of it ever go down. [SB Nation]

Mark Henry 2010 Vs. Mark Henry 2011 - It’s amazing how far you can come in a year. Also, “Mark forgetting how chasing works” is one of my shoot favorite wrestling moments ever. [Fair To Flair]

Apparently Asteroids Will Have A Writer - I hope this is a success so I can finally get my gritty, reimagined Pitfall! pushed through. (spoiler: it explains why the alligators are there) [Film Drunk]

12 NBA Young Guns To Watch (If There’s A Season) - You can’t just be any geek off the street. You gotta be handy with the steel, if you know what I mean, earn your keep. [Smoking Section]

DMX On Dr. Drew’s ‘Lifechangers’ - He should feel DMX’s testicles on-air to see if they’re real. [RealTalkNY]

First Listen: Childish Gambino – ‘Camp’ - If you haven’t heard it yet, NPR is streaming the entire album for free. ‘That Power’ is my favorite song of the year. The rest of the album is a close second. [NPR]

PWO Four Year Anniversary Video Preview - There are few things in this world I miss more than Cleveland. Check out this retrospective to see who all those Oh-Bro indy wrestlers I’m namedropping in my Best and Worst of Raw column are. [Dirty Dirty Sheets]

Quote Of The Day: Gina Carano Says Fighting An Opponent Feels Just Like Having Sex With Them - I would like to fight Gina Carano. Just saying. [Cage Potato]

I miss when everything in hip-hop looked like it was the ‘A Different World’ opening credits.

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Obits: Heavy D Dead At 44 - Rest in peace, Overweight Lover. [Smoking Section]

Do The Right Thing, Which Also Happens To Be The Smart Thing, Nickelback! - What kind of compassionate God takes Heavy D and leaves Nickelback? Chad Nickelback needs to record a nerdcore dubstep record in his free time and stop only being the Nickelback guy. [UPROXX]

TV Gourmet: Making the Steak-Tanic from ‘Happy Endings’ - I can’t believe someone watched Happy Endings long enough to make a TV Gourmet entry about it. It’s like Elisha Cuthbert showed up to the TV studio and said “hey, let’s make Scrubs, but only the relationshippy parts”. [Warming Glow]

“Modern Warfare 3″: The Best And The Worst Game Of The Year - When you shoot a guy, it really looks like you’re shooting a guy. Does Modern Warfare 3 have a thing where you can grapnel boost? Because if it doesn’t, it isn’t game of the year. [Gamma Squad]

New Robocop Will Be An Origin Story, Basically - Big f**king surprise. Get to the Robocopping parts. [Film Drunk]

Dr. Drew Keeps It Classy - This is a waste of everybody’s time, but to his credit I really wish my job was grabbing teen boobs to prove they’re real. [Warming Glow]

Seanbaby’s Library of a Madman – Catflexing - I can’t believe that it’s been 15 years and Seanbaby hasn’t evolved even 1%. He even has the same haircut. Come on, Seanbaby, even Tucker Max started telling different sushi pants stories. [Adult Swim]

10 Crime Shows From the ’80s That Need a Reboot - That one where Ernie Reyes Jr. jumpkicks two guys at once. [The FW]

Skeletor To Appear in Playboy Next Meth…Er…Month - Calling women “skeletor” is so 1998. Regardless, you can just google “Lindsay Lohan fake nudes” and find pictures just as realistic as the ones you’ll see in next month’s Playboy. RELEASE THE UNEDITED PHOTOS, HEF. [FARK]

The Rita Bennett Problem: Why Are So Many Great TV Dramas Weighed Down by Horrible, Annoying Female Characters? - They aren’t, we just hate women, so when women have antagonistic qualities we don’t think they’re cool, we think they’re “bitches”. [Pajiba|]

Where Are They Now? The Cast of Doogie Howser - I know the one had an Amy Winehouse corpse at his Halloween party, don’t know about the rest of them. [Unreality]

Accurate Airplane Seating Chart - Funny because it’s true. If he was trying to get over as a comic today, Seinfeld’s act would’ve been nothing but links to the Internet. [High Definite]