As you may have heard, there were shots fired at Michael Vick’s 30th birthday party on June 26th. If that wasn’t bad enough news for those holding out hope for the Michael Vick Experience, what you’re about to find out may prove unforgivable to amusement park tycoons with a penchant for dog-fighting quarterbacks. Vick’s probation terms prohibit him from leaving Pennsylvania, which makes it difficult for Michael to make a scheduled appearance at football camp in North Carolina. The worst part? Vick didn’t even have the nerve to RSVP until the last possible minute. Now what will they do with all this left over potato salad?
Eagles quarterback Michael Vick has been barred from leaving Pennsylvania, which means he couldn’t participate in the football camp he had committed to attending this weekend in Raleigh, North Carolina. The director of that camp wonders why Vick didn’t bother to tell him.
The camp director, Cornelius Corprew, says that he never heard directly from Vick and was only informed that Vick wouldn’t attend when he received a 2 a.m. phone call from one of Vick’s handlers.
“They called early, like 2 o’clock in the morning, telling us he’s not coming,” Corprew told the Associated Press. “And then we couldn’t speak to him. It was through one of his associates. We’re not crazy. No state agency is communicating at 2 o’clock in the morning that he’s not allowed to come. I think that was a selfish act.”
That makes Michael rude. Certainly not characteristic of the circles of high society he found himself in after banking in that 130 million dollar contract. It looks like Mikey could really use that money now. Read on, as Vick earns his nomination for World’s Biggest Douche. Read the rest of this entry »