This is basically what I look like when I’m watching ‘The Wire’. Somebody draw this guy a warm bath for Christ’s sake. (via Awful Announcing)

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The Most Obnoxious Generation: An American Reunion Review |Film Drunk|

On Urban Meyer, Amateurism & Winning |Smoking Section|

The James Van Der Beek 6 Stages Of Fame |UPROXX|

The Incredible Portrait In Portrait Art Of Kim Dong Yoo |UPROXX|

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Yeah, I get shot with arrows like 70 times a day, I don’t know what happened with you.

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Power Up: The Top 14 Video Games Of 2011 - It goes “Skyrim”, then everything else. And this is coming from a guy who spent a day and a half diving off a crane with Batman trying to get a dumb power-up. [Smoking Section]

7 Things About “The League” Cast that You Probably Didn’t Know - I wish the guy who does the voice for Space Ghost was actually on ‘The League’. [Warming Glow]

Daniel Day-Lewis In Full Costume On The Set Of Lincoln - I’ve never wanted to chant “holy shit” at a picture before, but here we are. Lining up to see this already. [Film Drunk]

Donald Glover Tells Marc Maron That He Masturbates To Susan Sarandon - And I masturbate to Susan Sarandon’s daughter. We’re destined to be best friends. [UPROXX]

Patton Oswalt Made A Parody PSA Of The Alamo Drafthouse No Texting PSA - Alamo Drafthouse rules because it’s the only place in the world besides my living room where I can watch a movie in silence and eat a tofu sandwich simultaneously. [UPROXX]

Rick Perry Dr. Seuss Books - There are two books. No, three. [Buzzfeed]

Adult Swim Interview: Norm Macdonald Digs Shakespeare - I need to Google Alert Norm or something because I missed FOUR NORM MACDONALD SHOWS in Austin. He needs commercials and blimp messages and couriers stopping by my house with printed-out reminders. [Adult Swim]

‘We Bought a Zooey’ Is the Quirky Feel-Good Movie of the Holiday Season - doooooooooooooWOP! [The FW]

Best Performances of 2011: From Uggie to Rooney Mara, the Top 11 in ’11 - Reed Diamond as Mark Shapiro in Moneyball in a walk. I thought it was actually Mark Shapiro for like two weeks. [Moviefone]

Rating the 10 Most Traumatic Character Deaths of the Year in Television - Lists like these are the best reason to not give Joss Whedon television shows. [Pajiba]

Save this show, seriously, if that’s a thing any of us can do.

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The 90 Best Tumblr Blogs Of 2011 - Pretty sure Buzzfeed has readied at least five of these lists a day for the entirety of December. [Buzzfeed]

The Five Most Awesome Games On a Graphing Calculator - The way we were advancing the technology in AP Calculus back in the day, I figured they’d be playing Mario Kart on those things by now. Whether or not you think graphing calculators are cool is the truest sign of uncoolness. [Gamma Squad]

Perez Hamilton Is The Best Perez Hilton Parody Tumblr EVAR!!! - Totally funny and run by a cute girl from Disney, proving that cute girls from Disney are our greatest asset and can do anything. [UPROXX]

The 10 Television Actresses You Were Most Likely to See Naked in 2011 - I don’t know who convinced Hollywood’s agents that movies are a terrible place to get naked and you have to CGI your breasts but TV is fine. “Next season calls for 19 scenes of buttf**king, that sound like something you’d be interested in?” “SHOAR!” [Warming Glow]

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 12/5: Zack Ryder All Day Everyday - If you missed it, scroll down one post and read it. Important things are happening with this column! [With Leather]

Do The Source Magazine’s 5 Mics Still Matter? - I guess the white people equivalent to this would be “does Sushi-X’s GamePro score still matter?” And the answer is no, no it doesn’t. [Smoking Section]

Guns, Horses & Insecurities: Reporting From the Set of True Grit XXX - The XXX parody people should delve deeper into John Wayne’s filmography. I mean, The Shootist is probably the easiest thing to porn parody ever. [Film Drunk]

The Cello Skills Are Strong With This Star Wars Fan Video - “This Babylon 5 Fan Is Great At Playing The Recorder”. [Gamma Squad]

The Dozen Funniest Death Scenes In Otherwise Serious Movies - Titanic tops this list for me. I still break out the PUH PUH PUH PUH PROMISE ME RUH RUH RUH ROSE every now and then. [FARK]

Ranking Television’s 10 Best Boobs - Exactly what you think it’s gonna be, but yes, there is also a picture of Alison Brie. [Pajiba]

Time for the X-Men to Get Minimalist - Look at this yellow square! It’s Forge! [Unreality]

The Five Worst Surfing Wipeouts of 2011 - At least three of them were caused by a cursed tiki. [Brobible]

Artist Spots Hidden Animals In Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa - Somewhere in the world Dan Brown just scrolled through our Morning Links, went OH SH*T WHAT and started hyperventilating and scribbling in a notebook. [High Definite]

“Man, why does every sports fan gotta rap some?” I don’t know, all I know is he’s the best one.

Met this guy while filming at Monday Night Football – Eagles vs Bears. Learned to rap back in the 80′s from inmates at a correctional facility where he was a guard for 25 years until retiring 6 years ago. Says he’d rap on the yard and instead of attacking him the inmates would laugh at him and drop him some beats!

I can’t decide which part of this video is my favorite. The Brent Celek jersey? The f**king Beer Belt? I think it’s #18 back there responding to “like they say liquor first never fear” with a little squeaky “oh” like he’s Mac from ‘It’s Always Sunny’. To this guy’s credit he does a pretty good job freestyling what really goes on in his hood (getting drunk, watching the Eagles, getting drunk), but to his discredit he does it for almost two minutes and by the end of it you’re kinda tired of him rhyming sh*t with ‘quicka’ and even the cameraman is zooming around trying to find something else to do.

He’ll give you all of him until there’s nothing left. He swears this summer will be training camp. Bitch.

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This is my FunFunFun Fest print from the weekend, autographed right in the middle by Donald Glover. I got to shake his hand and tell him I’m that boyfriend of the cute hipster girl he doesn’t give a sh*t about, officially making me the coolest and best person at the UPROXX Network. ‘Camp’ rules so hard, buy it.

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Childish Gambino/Donald Glover Performed On Fallon Friday Night, Is Streaming New Album Online - The last five minutes of ‘That Power’ are better than anything I’ve heard on an album (of any kind, in any genre) … possibly ever. Completely f**ked me up. Support this man, whether you understand it yet or not. [UPROXX]

Meme Watch: Idiot Nerd Girl Is Less Nerd Than Idiot, But 100% Annoying - Thankfully I’m a little too old to have encountered too many girls like this, but Jesus Christ, they would’ve ruined my life in my teens. God proved he loved me by not bringing around the Internet until I was already like 15. [UPROXX]

Brett Ratner: “Rehearsal Is For F*gs.” - He’s just trolling us now, but to his credit, how many times do you have to rehearse when your script reads, “Lee. Lee! Lee! Leee!” [Film Drunk]

Tarantino & The RZA Connect: Wu-Tang Leader Joins “Django Unchained” Cast - Pretty excited for this. Less excited for the Tarantino Style Backlash that shows up between when his movies are announced and when they actually come out and are awesome. [Smoking Section]

These Dark Knight Rises Set Photos And Videos Are A Riot - If this movie was built out of the photos we’ve seen (and didn’t get a night filter draped over everything in post) it would be the worst movie of all time. 3 foot tall Zoidberg-faced Bane is not lighting my world on fire, guys. [Gamma Squad]

25 Most Surprising Rock Formations From Around The World - The King of Rock should be on this list, as there is none higher. [Buzzfeed]

11 Bloodiest Video Game Deaths - Sadly this is just for Adult Swim games, and isn’t 11 clips from God Of War. Poseidon’s death > yours. [Adult Swim]

10 Best Solo Dance Music Videos - A decent list, outside of Ciara. Ciara is embarrassing. If you “need a towel” after watching Ciara do something, you are also embarrassing. [Popcrush]

Amy Fisher Loses To Octomom In Celebrity Boxing Event After Taking A Few Well Placed Shots To The Head - I still think Octomom would implode and die if you punched her as hard as you could in the stomach. [FARK]

The 70 Greatest Last Film Lines of the Modern Era - The two best endings of the Modern Era – District 9 and the “constantly refreshing my Facebook to see if the friend request has gone through” thing at the end of The Social Network. [Pajiba]

A Gallery of Modernist Superheroes - I get these, but I’m pretty sick of reimagined superheroes. I can’t be the only one. That’s why I like the Batman video game, it lets me punch the Joker in the face without being like JOKER IS A GAY HISPANIC TEEN PROSTITUTE WHO WEARS AN IRONIC SHIRT THAT SAYS JOKER AND HE’S GOT A RETRACTABLE BO-STAFF AND JOKER-A-RANGS NOW or whatever. [Unreality]