… as it’s not supposed to be all over the Internet already. We get along with the nice folks over at GQ so we’re honoring their request. As an added bonus, they sent over a teaser video asking us to guess which model’s on that cover, and the logistics of that don’t really matter because it’s Kate Upton in a wet t-shirt.
You guys had better deliver on this. You’d better deliver.
(The original post should be back up tomorrow. Just think “Kate Upton and popsicles” if you haven’t seen it already).
I really don't give a sh*t where you threw that.
You’d think an organization with a name like Fitness Without Borders would be open to interpretation when sending Sports Illustrated swimsuit covergirl Kate Upton out to do something called a “Fox Flash”. Come on, it’s right there.
Anyway, the results are still enjoyable — Kate and New York Giants defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul showed up to the set of ‘Fox & Friends’ in midtown to hype an upcoming event for the nonprofit by making Kate throw passes in heels. It’s a nice strategy, but for maximum nonprofit success I would’ve went with the dunk tank.
Video (and a bonus picture) from the appearance is below.
I don’t know what mad genius saw “Easter” on the calendar and decided to celebrate it by having Kate Upton get in her underpants, throw on a pair of bunny ears and store a bunch of eggs in her bosom, but here we are: LOVE magazine presents Peter Cottontail. It’s the most confusing thing to happen to me on Easter since giant chocolate bunnies taught me to waste food or vomit.
Hopefully this leads to a yearlong series with Kate turning every holiday into a thing with whom I’d desperately like to have sex. I can’t wait to do it with Arbor Day! Video is after the jump.
Back in February, Kate Upton was featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit issue. Because of this, she was given a sudden sort of mainstream fame, and our natural predilection toward posting pictures of nearly everything she does went into overdrive and we got close to making everyone sick of looking at her. I can’t imagine a greater crime than that. I’d rather stab someone than make them tired of looking at Kate Upton.
Well, a couple of months have passed and the fame has died down to a Miss America-level murmur, and Kate is back to doing bikini shoots and showing up in summer movies as the trophy girlfriend or the unexpectedly hot nun or whatever. Hopefully that also means you’d like to look at her again, because this Beach Bunny Bronze photoshoot is incredible and the closest she’s ever come to not looking like Whitebread American Equestrian Enthusiast Kate Upton.
You’re probably already flipping through the pics, so I’ll wrap it up. Here are a bunch of pictures from Kate’s Beach Bunny Bronze photoshoot and one really fantastic video. Thanks to Weed over at Sportress and Upstate Underdog for the hat tips, and to Kate’s parents for making the greatest thing ever.
Over the weekend, one of the most controversial subjects we’ve ever debated on this site came to a head, as Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model and 2011 With Leather Celebrity Sports Fan of the Year Kate Upton finally openly discussed the elephant in the room. And obviously that elephant is her, because she’s a fatty fatty two-by-four, can’t fit through the kitchen door.
Obviously I’m being facetious, but people on these here Interwebs are still trying to give Upton a complex about her curves, and I’ll say it a million times over – if Kate Upton is fat, then Kirstie Alley is a f*cking planet.
Over the weekend, though, Upton’s latest endorsement deal didn’t necessarily help her cause, as Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s released their newest commercial for the Southwest Patty Melt, featuring Upton forever altering the way we will look at our girlfriends as they eat hamburgers. I hope the people responsible for all of Geico’s commercials watch this ad and then think long and hard about their next screaming pig commercial. Seriously, guys, cut it out already.
Before this morning, Muse magazine greatest contribution to my life had been Lindsay Lohan’s greasy hipster freckles and cigarette orgy photoshoot. Also before this morning, the best thing a phony Marilyn Monroe spread had contributed was … well, every other Lindsay Lohan photoshoot.
This morning, everything changed.
Behold, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and With Leather cultural icon Kate f’ing Upton channeling Marilyn Monroe (and a heavy dose of retro eyebrows) in Muse. In the process, she finds a way to wear less than a swimsuit and complete the artsiest spread she’s pulled outside of a pair of Guess jeans.
We’re about a month from Terry Richardson stumbling upon a pic and deciding to shoot her against stark white with eight garden hoses spraying her in the face. Enjoy Art Kate while you can. (And click the pics to make them as big as I could find.)
