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Remember when Dida had his face gently touched by a fan who had run onto the field? Then he took four normal steps before falling down and pretending to need medical assistance before getting a stretcher ride off the field? If not, watch the video here.
Well, guess what? Cuntface McCowardpussy actually got sanctioned for it.
UEFA have banned AC Milan keeper Dida for two Champions League matches for his theatrical fall against Celtic. Dida was found to have breached UEFA's "principles of loyalty, integrity and sportsmanship".
Of course, that's just for Champions League, which is regulated by all of Europe's soccer associations. Back home in Serie A, Dida was given Italy's highest award for valor. I believe it's called the Golden Vagina.
(Thanks to sexy Kristine. Rowr!)