Wizards guard DeShawn Stevenson, last seen bro-ing up with Soulja Boy in the NBA playoffs, has made a video of himself lip-syncing to Usher's "Love In This Club," and D.C. Sports Bog noted that the description of the clip is "the best video ever put on youtube." Although I don't really see how that's possible. Maybe if DeShawn were rollerblading and got hit in the nuts I could agree. This is just bad lip-syncing in front of a poster of himself.
Wizards loudmouth DeShawn Stevenson — he of the "I can't feel my face" gesture when his team is losing by 15 — was obviously unhappy with merely calling LeBron James overrated and playing defense with flagrant fouls against the best player in the Eastern Conference (also known as the "Rape-a-Bron" tactic). None of those actions alienated the full 100% of casual fans glancing at the Cavs-Wiz series.
So yeah, showing up in a Michael Vick jersey should probably do it.
Whatever, he doesn't have any balls until he wears a Rae Carruth jersey. Because only 98 or 99 percent of all people are against dogfighting. You really need to come out in support of murdering pregnant girlfriends if you want to make sure people know you're a dick.
Even though an unheard-of Bucks rookie named Ramon Sessions spoiled the return of Gilbert Arenas last night (17 points in 20 minutes on 5-of-9 shooting) in the most heartbreaking way possible, there was no stopping the Wizards from letting loose and having a blast at DeShawn Stevenson's '80s-themed birthday party. Pictured here is DeShawn with some of the Wizards dancers, all of whom were wearing DeShawn-inspired t-shirts, a carry-over from the second half of the loss to the Bucks where they rocked "I can't feel my face!" half-shirts.
Lucky guy. The only time you see large groups of women wearing shirts with my face on them is outside the courthouse whenever there are missing strippers. They're all "Justice!" and "Put him behind bars!"… as if putting me behind bars is gonna help. That's where the liquor is.
Many more photos of the Wiz and other DC celebs like Clinton Portis at D.C. Sports Bog. Not pictured: George Bush and Dick Cheney as Mike D and Ad-Rock.
Wizards guard DeSahwn Stevenson has a thing for Lindsay Lohan. To the point that he's offering up $10,000 to whomever can put him in touch with her. Young, Black, and Fabulous (like me! …kinda) found this message on Stevenson's MySpace account.
I Got A Couple Ppl On The Lindsay LoHan Deal………………. But Im Giving Somebody 10 Stacks If They Hook That Sh*t Up…………….. 4 U Slow Ppl 10 Thousand Dollars 2 The First Muthaf*cker Get Me The Contact 4 Her!!!!!!! Before My Ppl Get The Number They Moving 2 Slow 4 Me So Holla At Yo Boy If U Need That 10,000 Grand!!!!!!!!! U Kno I Need That White Girl Lindsay Lohan…………. First N*gga Or Female Get Me That Sh*t I Wire That Money Str8 2 Ur Account Hit Me On Email If U Got The Real Sh*t!!!!!!! TwoFamily@mac.com………………… Yadddddaaaaa Boy
Ummm… I don't speak jive fluently, but I'm pretty sure that's a bounty on Lindsay's vagina. Dude, it's not that hard to sleep with her. There's an easy two-step program for nailing Lindsay Lohan: (1) Go to rehab. (2) Have a penis. Ta-da! That's a real live coke whore/movie star on you're getting VD from!
The shooting that happened at Bullets Wizards guard DeShawn Stevenson's house first started making the rounds yesterday, but I wanted to wait until more details surfaced before I wrote about it. Today, just a mere 24 hours later, all of the details are perfectly clear.
Stevenson and friends met several women at a nightclub and invited them back to the NBA player's home in an Orlando suburb. Witnesses told deputies they were followed into the gated community by a Cadillac Escalade. The driver of the Escalade argued with one of the women then reportedly opened fire with a handgun. Bullets shattered windows in Stevenson's Lexus SUV, and more shots hit a BMW and Stevenson's house. Stevenson's companions told deputies they ran into the home and didn't return fire. The women from the nightclub fled the scene…
… About a half-hour later, Curtis Ruff, 31, drove up to a local hospital in an Escalade seeking treatment for gunshot wounds to his legs, sheriff's spokesman Jim Solomons said. Ruff declined to cooperate, but Solomons said deputies believe he was shot at Stevenson's home. No one involved in the altercation wanted to press charges.
Well, then. That answers all my questions. Since no one else fired shots, obviously the guy in the Escalade shot himself in the leg. Case closed.
When asked to comment, teammate Gilbert Arenas bet Stevenson $20,000 that he could get more people shot at his house by next weekend.
The Wizards' DeShawn Stevenson, last seen getting beaten by Gilbert Arenas in a $20,000 three-point competition, has gone public with his relationship via the blogosphere. From the beaten by Gilbert Arenas in a $20,000 three-point competition, has gone public with his relationship via the blogosphere. From the D.C. Sports Bog:
DeShawn Stevenson and LeToya Luckett are going public with their long-simmering relationship… LeToya, for those who don't follow this stuff, is the former Destiny's Child member whose debut album last year reached No. 1 on the Billboard charts…
Luckett was at the Wizards' game [February 20th]; Stevenson said it was her sixth of the season. He responded with 5 rebounds, 4 assists and a season-high 23 points on 9-of-11 shooting.
Nice pull, DeShawn (and nice scoop, Dan Steinberg). It's just too bad he lost that 3-point bet with Arenas. He needed that $20,000 to support LeToya's out of control bracelet habit.
