Thanks for joining us with preliminary action already in progress for tonight’s free UFC fight, AKA UFC on FOX 6 at 8 PM ET. My apologies for the delay, but I’m having some technical difficulties with my sinuses and let’s just say some boogers are throwing knees at my brains right now. Sexy, right? Right. Let’s get on with the chatty action, shall we?
Tonight’s fight should be a doozie, with the main main event featuring Demetrious Johnson defending his Flyweight championship against John Dodson in what promises to be one hell of an exciting fight between two guys who are much, much skinnier than me. In the other main event, Rampage Jackson makes his return to the octagon to fight Glover Texeira, and let’s just say that the man who brought B.A. Baracus to the big screen is less than excited about tonight’s fight. He’s basically just doing this to earn some extra coin, and that’s a little depressing. But I guess that’s the nature of the beast or something.
Other than those matchups, tonight’s card looks pretty strong, and you can read our own Lobster Mobster’s excellent UFC on FOX 6 primer at her blog. As always, thanks for joining us, and enjoy the free fights.
Fuel’s Ultimate Answers segment (which I’ll pretend is entirely written and organized by Brittney Palmer) asked a bunch of UFC fighters which superhero they would be. Some of the answers are surprisingly nerdy — Rashad Evans earns endless cool points from me for wanting to be Nightcrawler, and Demetrious Johnson has a pretty solid understanding of how the Green Lantern’s ring works — but some are just straight-up meathead terrible, like Donald Cerrone saying he wants to be “The Invisible Man” (direct quote: “OM BE VISIBLE MAN”).
