Superstud Arkansas running back Darren McFadden turned in one of the most impressive performances of the scouting combine when he ran a blistering 4.27 in the 40-yard dash.  But that may not be the only thing that's blistering if he keeps having so much unprotected sex.  From the AJC's Falcons blog:

[N]ews got out that Arkansas running back Darren McFadden is not only battling a paternity suit, but that he told a team during an interview Saturday night that he has two children on the way. In addition to meeting with the Falcons, he met with the Raiders, who pick fourth in the draft, and several other teams.

Whoa.  Now just hold the phone here for a second.  McFadden's in college and he's ALREADY having sex?  He really is a stud.  I mean, I guess I'd heard stories of sex happening on other campuses, but I always figured it was urban legend.  Maybe I shouldn't have gone to Northwestern. 

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Arkansas's All-American running back Darren McFadden was placed in handcuffs for his involvement in a totally bad-ass bar brawl with a bouncer last ni–WHAAAA?  A PIANO BAR?

Heisman Trophy runner-up Darren McFadden was handcuffed by police and then released without charges after being involved in a “pretty rowdy scene” at a piano bar early Thursday.

[McFadden] and at least four others were at the downtown bar when a disturbance broke out shortly after midnight, police Lt. Terry Hastings said. A bouncer was hit in the face as he was trying to get the group to leave, Hastings said. A police report did not specify who hit the bouncer…

Outside, McFadden was handcuffed by a police officer “because he was agitated and was provoking aggressive behavior inciting the incident,” according to the police report.

Dude, I can totally understand how this happened.  Have you ever been to one of those fucking piano bars?  They've got two assholes on different pianos, and they play whatever they get tipped most to play.  And so you get drunk and pay $20 to hear some Billy Joel, and you get to hear 4 bars of "Only the Good Die Young" before it gets interrupted because Mr. Blue Button-Down Shirt dropped a C-note to hear some Train.  Fucking Train, man.  That's how fights get started.

So, it's not NFL cheerleaders dressed in Halloween costumes, but I do leave you today with a Halloween post other than the Jon Kitna costume featured everywhere else.  Here are Arkansas football stars Darren McFadden and Felix Jones dressed as Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble.  SPORTSCRACK, the latest blog to overdose on capital letters, writes:

Personally I think it would have been much more humorous if McFadden was dressed as a Falcon and Felix as a Dolphin… Oh wait, they play for Arkansas, they already know what it's like to play for a bad team.

ZING!  I actually like the Fred Flintstone get-up.  Not only is it more appealing than D-Mac in drag, but when you drive a Ford Crown Vic, it's only a matter of time until your ride is foot-powered. 

Today's a banner day for Every Day Should Be Saturday.  Not only was it responsible for finding the brilliant Ohio State mural, but now Orson Swindle shares with us this lovely mid-'90s Ford Crown Victoria, which belong to Razorbacks running back Darren McFadden.

Please note the details in the photos that make this car truly exceptional: the vanity plates, the Razorback decal, the understated 24" (?) rims, and especially the Taco Bell in the background.  Goddam I love Taco Bell.  There's no joke here.  Taco Bell is just really delicious.  I could survive for months on nothing but Double Decker Tacos Supreme.