One of the weirdest running jokes in the world of professional wrestling is that legendary champion, Impact Wrestling General Manager and sex tape star Hulk Hogan has a thing for his daughter, Brooke. Most people came to this conclusion when pictures (like the one above) of Hulk thoroughly dousing her ass and ass-related areas with lotion showed up online. Then, he married a lady who looks exactly like her. Then they devoted two months of Impact TV time to Hogan desperately trying to keep his 24-year old daughter away from the clutches of BOYFRIENDS~. That ended with her trying to get married and her boobs falling out.

Anyway, the legend continues.

Over the weekend, the Hulkster took to his TWITTAH MACHINE to share a picture of Brooke. While that in itself is not creepy, the picture IS, and the caption makes it way, way worse.

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As a connoisseur of fine art and generally classy dude, I spend a good chunk of my day scouring the Internet for the next Bob Picasso, Leonardo Da Vinci Code, and Randy Warhol. Originally, I spent a lot of time in elementary school art classes trying to discover artists at early ages but courts in 12 states told me that was not allowed anymore. Thankfully, there are some great web sites that help aspiring artists debut their work and showcase their talents. Take Deviant Art, for example.

I was perusing this site the other day, but while experiencing initial disappointment in my expectations for something a little different based on the name, I found my way to some pretty cool artwork (like my new office decoration). And then I found some interesting postings. And then I just found some really creepy stuff. So I wondered to the homeless man viewing pornography on the public library computer next to me, “Could there be an undiscovered world of athlete fan art that I’ve never known of?” Oh there is, friends. Like that handsome goblin above, who you might know better as TNT NBA analyst Charles Barkley.

Seriously, that’s Chuck. Enjoy the ride.

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