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Or, “honk honk”.

Earlier today we wrote about Charles Barkley calling out UFC/WWE star Brock Lesnar during last night’s Clippers/Grizzlies game, but the most threatening moment of the night goes to the guy in the front row who decided to jam two fingers up Marc Gasol’s asshole when the opportunity presented himself.

I don’t know if he’s trying to goose him or bounce his nuts or what, but it’s hilariously invasive, and if any NBA fan this year deserved a ball to the face it’s this dude. He’s not too far from having a ball in his face already.

Video of the illicit confrontation is after the jump.

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We’ve written about the Lingerie Football League a lot on With Leather lately, from their condescending video titles on YouTube to their 4Chan-friendly plans for pee-wee lingerie football, but the latest bit of news from the worldwide leader in mic’d panty shields may be the worst of all — Lingerie Football is offering one “lucky” fan a chance to hit their favorite LFL player during halftime at the Lingerie Bowl IX.

Yes, there’s a Lingerie Bowl. Yes, there have been nine of them.

Here’s your chance to score with the LFL! We’re giving one lucky fan the opportunity to experience what true fantasy football really is with a chance to tackle an LFL team player during halftime at Lingerie Bowl IX in Las Vegas! Enter now for your chance to win a VIP trip for you and a friend to Las Vegas and see if you can take down an LFL Player.

Prizing Includes:

• Roundtrip airfare for 2 to Las Vegas, NV
• 2 night hotel accommodations at the Palms Casino & Resort
• 2 Tickets to Lingerie Bowl IX
• Chance to tackle an LFL Player during halftime
• VIP Experience: Private meet & greets, no-wait VIP access to Lingerie Bowl Weekend parties in Vegas, autographed merchandise
• $250 Gift card

Maybe it’s just that kindness and sexual decency have put me in a position where I can touch a woman for a few seconds without having to win a contest, but what the hell is the selling point to being allowed to tackle a female Underwear Football player, and when did professional sports become the V.I.P. room at Pandora’s Men’s Club? Has there even been a more rapey sweepstakes prize? Do people watch Lingerie Football in the hopes that they might one day hurt their favorite player? I guess that makes sense. “Oh man, she’s wearing garters, and I get to sprint into her stomach with my shoulder and lie on top of her for a few seconds before security drags me away and shuffles me off to the Bellagio with a f**king VISA gift card.”

Somebody win this contest and refuse it. I think the team that wins the Lingerie Bowl should win the right to play their next season in pants.

[sorrowful h/t to Sportress]

I don’t want to bombard you with videos to end the day, but this one is “the Internet” in a comfortable 16 second encapsulation. While reporter Heidi Watney talks about Jose Bautista on the sidelines at a Toronto Blue Jays versus Boston Red Sox game, a fan in the stands (who may or may not be Peyton Manning if you look at him long enough) gives her a hardcore ogling, complete with suggestive eyebrows.

The closest I’ve come to being this kid was when Jennie Finch sat in the row behind me at a Round Rock Express game last season. I just shook her hand and told her I liked what she did, but I probably should’ve put my hand over my mouth and made “a-ooga, A-OOGA” noises.

[via The Nosebleeds]

The title loosely translates to “A self-evident hand that the arbitrator does not see” and so far it’s only got 3,000 views on YouTube (to the amazement of Jimmy Traina), but don’t let those facts dissuade you — what you are about to watch is a wonderful, flagrant moment wherein a guy gets a handful of boob and does his best with it. He’s dressed like a package of butter and kinda looks like somebody Chow Yun Fat would be gunning down in a restaurant, but his girlfriend (at least I hope that’s his girlfriend) just sits there and takes it. Poor thing.

The announcers seem to be having fun with it, and I learned (through the comments section) that if I want to laugh about something in Spanish I have to type “jajajajajajajajaja.” I bet this guy wouldn’t move out of the way and let a fly ball hit his girlfriend … he’d catch it and start rubbing it on his crotch. Ja ja!

[via Twitter]

As the World Cricket Cup is in full… swing? I don’t know, is that what it’s called over there? Either way, the Cricket Cup is currently taking place in Bangladesh, India and Sri Lanka and if you want to know how your favorite cricket team/squad/crew is doing, then you can refer to coverage like this, this or this.

But here in America, we play a little sport called baseball so we don’t have time for your flat bats and your brooms and your quaffles and your golden snitches. We’re a picky folk, so you better come at us with some steroids or a ridiculous person doing something funny. What’s that, India? You’ve got a creepy guy? All right, now we’re talking.

In the video after the jump, you’ll meet a fan who has either never seen a video camera before or he’s a 7th level demon of hellfire and he’s going to eat your soul for eternity. He’s got a funny mustache, too. And if you’re wondering if this guy is going to be the next Ryder Cup Cigar Guy… you bet your ass he is.

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