In 1999, Vyacheslav Datsik became a popular name in the world of mixed martial arts when he shockingly defeated Andrei Arlovski at the MFC World Championship after Arlovski had been kicking his ass during most of the fight. Datsik built his MMA record to 12-1 before he just sort of fell apart. He resorted to a life of crime, robbing retail stores before he was eventually caught and declared batsh*t crazy. After serving years in a maximum security mental ward, he was moved to a lower security facility, and this turned out to be a brilliant move because he escaped last weekend. By tearing through a metal fence. With his bare hands. F*cking metal, bro.
Russian authorities are trying to find this psycho gorilla because he’s back to his old tricks of robbing stores, as a cell phone store owner reported that a “hefty” man stole $227 dollars and a Nokia phone from him over the weekend. This dude is like Jason Bourne, only he’s real, completely insane and he will beat you to death. But let’s revisit part of the story for a second: