Uncrate found another way for you to piss away that $14,900 that’s been burning a hole in your pocket. It’s the Man Wall, which has four TVs, two cigar humidors, a kegerator, and…well, look at the damn picture. It’s basically a shrine to sitting on your ass. Wait a second, you mean I have to walk up to the TV to get myself a beer What kind of hotel is this?

Features include:

  • 52″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTV
  • 2 – 26″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTVs
  • 1200 watt Panasonic 5.1 Home Theater System
  • DVD player with 5-CD changer
  • iPod docking station
  • 2 – Wireless surround sound speakers
  • Live 7-foot sports ticker with built-in computer
  • 1 year free service for sport’s ticker
  • Full-size built-in beer refrigerated beer keg with tap
  • 1000 watt microwave oven
  • 2 cigar humidors (holds 25 cigars each) complete with gauges
  • 32-bottle wine rack

Price: $14,900 plus shipping

I’m glad it has two humidors, because I have such a hard time keeping all my cigars in just one. So… can you put weed in a humidor? Does that help it at all? Not that I care…uh, I’m just asking for a friend.