I have seen the new Jenn Sterger, and she plays the cowbell for the Boise State marching band. And this young lady certainly seems to exhude that sort of ennui that we’ve come to expect from not only all things Boise, but the great Gem State as a whole. She already has her own Facebook group up and running. And according to the obviously-not-necessarily-reliable YouTube posting, she’s visually impaired. [UPDATE: She really is. Busted Coverage was on this three months ago.] I think I’m in love. –Thanks, Brandon. fb link via Urlesque.

Uncoached put together a collection of girls riding mechanical bulls. And I’m being totally serious when I say I have no idea how anyone could watch this live and not start beating off right then and there. It’s been said that what separates us humans from the animal kingdom is our concept of self-restraint. But I think it’s just our ability to lock ourselves in the bathroom while our undercarriage gets a little bit of a How’s Your Father.

I must go now.

"Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by the bane of respectable journos and scrupulous primates alike, Michael Tunison. Expect sports and tits.

• The Angry T has a retrospective of the 25 worst athlete ads ever. I don't care if it was fake, the Gheorghe Muresan cologne ad belongs in there. 
• Vegas Watch places odds on Chipper Jones batting .400 based on plate appearances. How about based on the number of bags under his eyes? He's got a few.
• Josh Q. Public has the video of the headbutt and flop by Man U's Nani. Does a Ginobili proud.
• Joe Sports Fan honors the men that made historic home runs possible . Can't we honor biker chicks and cowgirls instead?
• FANartisch has footage of a goalie own-goal with a crossbar assist. Shades of this? 

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