Let’s Fix Paulina Gretzky’s Complex Shoot

Written by Brandon Stroud / 08.02.12


Paulina Gretzky Complex

Wayne Gretzky’s daughter Paulina has become popular on the Internet for taking off her clothes and Instagramming it, and a couple of months ago when even her Stanley Cup mark photo had a yellow piss filter over it I asked:

Has there ever been an un-instagram-filtered picture taken of Paulina Gretzky? Not complaining, I’m just wondering.

The folks at Complex magazine wondered the same thing, so they brought in the “aspiring singer” for an interview where they briefly asked her about sports and Canada before putting cherries in her mouth and taking as many pictures as possible. The shoot is obviously “hot”, but something’s missing. I don’t know. Something about Paulina stepping out of her grainy, washed-out box and filling in for cheesecake fashion photoshoots Brooklyn Decker would destroy is sad.

So here’s Paulina Gretzky’s Complex photoshoot in both “normal” and “photoshopped to make it look like she took a picture in 1972 and left it in a shoebox for 40 years” varieties. Next time you shoot this girl, fashion world, use an iPhone.

Update: As an added bonus, stick around until the end for like 10 pictures of her actually Instagramming herself on the set of Grown-Ups 2 because f**king OF COURSE she’s in Grown-Ups 2. Thanks to BroBible for those.

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The Greatest Justin Bieber Photo Shoot Ever

Written by Ashley Burns / 03.20.12

I suppose if I had a pre-teen daughter – and I pray this is purely hypothetical – I could understand the anger that some dads would have toward Justin Bieber. After all, if I had to listen to “Baby Baby Baby” on repeat while being begged to go see Never Say Never, I’d have a stack of boarding school pamphlets on my desk for sure. But I don’t, so I don’t really have that much anger for Bieber, unless you count his “fashion” and then, yeah, my forehead vein will pop a little.

But Bieber also does a lot for charities, and that’s pretty cool. Plus, he already gave us one of the greatest GIFs of all-time:

And now he’s teamed up with Complex Magazine for a photo shoot that is probably going to please the majority of guys aged 18-34. Bieber and photographer Tony Kelly created a boxing-inspired shoot that pretty much shows us what it would look like if the Biebs got his ass pummeled.

I think this more than makes up for the lack of boxing posts around here.

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