Great Moments In Spring Break History: When Brain Freeze Chugging Contests Go Wrong

Written by Ashley Burns / 03.25.13

In honor of bros and babes across the U.S. taking breaks from their studies and racking up student loans that will cripple them financially for the next 10 years, I’ll be celebrating Great Moments in Spring Break History all week long with videos of totally awesome Spring Break moments that may or may not have gone as expected. Today’s video is a frozen drink chugging contest that probably ended one woman’s vacation early.

Alyssa and the ADPi’s were super stoked about spending Spring Break 2010 in Cancun, you guys, because their trip to Freeport in 2009 was totally ruined when Shannyn and Madyson were arrested for buying weed from those local guys they thought were Omegas. Alyssa was especially excited to be partying with the girls ever since she caught Chad cheating on her with that Pi Phi slut in the back of his dad’s 5 series. It was truly a trip for the ages.

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The University Of Minnesota Is Teaching Female Students How To Have Orgasms Now

Written by Ashley Burns / 01.29.13

Oh yeah, Goldy. Just like that.

While the University of Toronto is busy throwing massive orgies for its students in swanky water park sex clubs, American colleges are being a little more responsible with the manners in which they promote sex. Specifically, if you’re going to sleep with random people on a pile of innertubes, then you might as well know how to enjoy it properly. At least, that’s the lesson that the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities is teaching its students this semester with a free, voluntary course on how to maximize the female orgasm.

Simply called “The Female Orgasm”, this one-time “research” event is hosted by Sex Discussed Here and is costing the university $3,406 since it is available to the “full university community”. However, the crowd will probably be mostly female, as the male students will get halfway there, apologize and fall asleep.

But if you’re planning to attend, know that this course is for serious fans of the O-face, and you had better come prepared to take notes.

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The Most Important Movement Of 2013 Is Alive: @Boobs Accounts Are Bouncing All Over!

Written by Ashley Burns / 01.17.13

Yesterday, before all of the awesomeness went down and our brains collectively melted and boiled until nothing was left, we briefly discussed the rise of the popular Twitter account @KUboobs, which celebrates Kansas Jayhawks basketball with breasts. Specifically, the account accepts and Tweets mostly-SFW photos that female KU fans send of their cleavage and whatnot. I believe that the late, great comedian Patrice O’Neal had a more technical name for it all.

Since the account was created last February, KU Boobs has amassed more than 22,000 followers, which doesn’t sound like much for a sports fan account, but the bulk of those fans have arrived over the past several weeks as perv-o bloggers like yours truly have caught wind of this delightful new trend. And yesterday, I, like many others, made the request – nay, DEMAND! – that other schools take up this new trend and display the boobular support for their men’s basketball teams.

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Earth Shattering News: College Girls Are Trying To Bed Rich Older Men For Money

Written by Ashley Burns / 01.16.13

My apologies for the sudden upswing in college stories involving horny coeds, but the masses have been demanding more college news and I am here to deliver. The latest in downright stunning revelations is that – and brace yourselves for this – young college girls with no money are apparently trying to find wealthier older men to be their “sugar daddies”. I mean, can you even? What do you think about this, Nicki Minaj?

My thoughts exactly.

But don’t be too shocked, because as much as these attractive young ladies are basically looking to sell their dignities to the devil for some spending money, the rich, old men are lining up to pay them for it. In fact, the website SeekingArrangement.com, which caters to both parties in this sordid equation by bringing them together, has some statistics that may very well blow your minds.

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Women Pole Dancing For Charity? Yes Please

Written by Ashley Burns / 11.26.12

We’ve made no secret in the past that us gentleman at With Leather are huge supporters of women who believe that pole dancing is a sport. There are thousands, if not tens of thousands, of women across the world who currently compete for state, regional, national and international championships in pole dancing, and I think that’s fantastic, because it totally validates all those times that I’ve gone to “competitive pole dancing” clubs for “research”. And now, I’m proud to “report” that pole dancing is making the lives of many children better as well.

Fifty-one students at Newcastle University, in an effort by the school’s pole dancing club, broke the Guinness World Record for consecutive hours of pole dancing earlier this month, after they exhibited their athletic skills for an amazing 30 hours, raising $1,500 for charity in the process. And while that may not sound like a lot of money for their efforts, perhaps next year they’ll provide an ATM for the people in attendance.

So is that easy, ladies? You know, pole dancing for 30 hours?

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Germany Knows What College Should Be About

Written by Ashley Burns / 11.09.11

German Nerd Dog says, "YOU VEEL STOODY!"

When you look at the state of colleges and universities in America, the conversation almost always turns to sports. On any given week, the headlines will be about whether or not student athletes deserve to be paid or if the government should be involved with eliminating the BCS in favor of a playoff system. Hell, this week is simply being dominated by the news of Joe Paterno’s resignation after 45 years as head coach at Penn State because his former defensive coordinator allegedly sexually abused young boys. Obviously, I’m not saying that isn’t huge news, but it just goes to show that we constantly neglect the true importance of college – an education.

Thankfully, Germany knows that education is the key to success. After all, why is all of Europe turning to Germany for economic help now? Is it because Germany is full of billionaires? Sure, that helps. But it’s also full of nerds, who spend more time studying than worrying about which conference their school’s team is going to join. And to help spread educational awareness, 24 students from the Technical University in Dresden made a calendar to show off their brains. And yes, I mean they almost got naked.

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