NBA Hall of Famer Clyde Drexler provides color commentary for Rockets games, and he is outstanding at it.  Just as he and play-by-play man Bill Worrell were discussing Andres Nocioni’s inability to cover Yao Ming, Yao made another easy bucket over Nocioni, prompting this exchange:

Drexler: “That’s like clubbing baby seals. There’s nothing Nocioni can do.”
Worrell: “Oh wow. Give me a better picture than that.”

If you listen carefully, you can actually hear Worrell’s asshole clench up.  Don’t be such a little bitch, Bill.    Like you’re Mr. Perfectly 100% Politically Correct or something.  It’s like that old saying, “Let he who has never clubbed a baby seal… club the first baby seal.”

[Clutch Fans via Awful Announcing]