NBA Hall of Famer Clyde Drexler provides color commentary for Rockets games, and he is outstanding at it. Just as he and play-by-play man Bill Worrell were discussing Andres Nocioni’s inability to cover Yao Ming, Yao made another easy bucket over Nocioni, prompting this exchange:
Drexler: “That’s like clubbing baby seals. There’s nothing Nocioni can do.”
Worrell: “Oh wow. Give me a better picture than that.”
If you listen carefully, you can actually hear Worrell’s asshole clench up. Don’t be such a little bitch, Bill. Like you’re Mr. Perfectly 100% Politically Correct or something. It’s like that old saying, “Let he who has never clubbed a baby seal… club the first baby seal.”
[Clutch Fans via Awful Announcing]
