Redskins tight end Chris Cooley (not pictured; that’s his wife Christy) has come through with another gem on his blog. This one is a splendidly homoerotic tale of celebration following the ‘Skins’ victory over the Seahawks on Sunday. Following an attention-grabbing lede (“There is no better way to celebrate a win than getting grabbed and punched in the balls by a bunch of offensive lineman on the bus”), Cooley goes on to explain his quality time with teammates:
Last Thursday in practice… I had just finished off my block and turned back to see [a teammate] wallowing around on his hands and knees trying to get back to his feet. I don’t really know why, but I thought it would be funny as hell to air hump him in while he was down…
So, back to the bus, when the game ends I usually load up on bus #2 and move towards the back with the offensive line, [tight end Todd] Yoder, and the kickers. Kind of our little after the game club.
We call it “The White Guys on the Team Club.”