Kendra Wilkinson, the 25-year old former Playboy Playmate naked chick who used to roll around on top of Hugh Hefner’s old balls, is trying to get her husband and terrible football player, Hank Baskett, to sign a “post-nuptial” agreement because she’s apparently bringing in more proverbial cheddar. The source of said dairy slang for income? You guessed it – homemade porn!

Kendra, who once put on a hell of a show as she “protested” Vivid Entertainment’s eventual release all over her face of her sex tape with a former boyfriend, supposedly has a few more videos waiting in the wings, as she’s made quite a financial improvement thanks to the success of the first video. The problem is that she doesn’t want Baskett to have any chance of getting the money that she’s already made and could eventually make should they get divorced.

*goes to WordPress dashboard, schedules “Hank Baskett Files For Divorce” for next week*

What’s love like, Courier Mail?

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Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom and his pet wildebeast, Khloe Kardashian (not pictured because I respect and value our readers), are going to have yet another reality TV show. The unnamed project will be on E!, of course, because the programmers and project developers at E! hate us and want to destroy television. This will be the third Kardashian show on the network, with the first two being “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” and “I’ll Bet These Chicks Are Hairy.”

Khlomar’s new show will be akin to “Nick and Jessica: Newlyweds”, because people seem to think that we should care that Lamar and Gigantor the Strong have a great chemistry and are fun when they’re around each other. It probably doesn’t have anything to do with the three sisters being complete attention whores with cameras on them 24/7. Honestly, I’d rather watch a show about Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima called “The Poor Girl’s Gone Blind.”

Tell us the sexy celebrity biznass, CNN Marquee Blog…

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Kim Kardashian recently wrapped up her miserable failure World AIDS Day fundraiser by taking time out to update E! Online about her dating life. And she’s back to ruining the value of another professional athlete. This time her victim is New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries. No offense to Kris, as I’m sure he’s a good guy, but Kim has clearly gone from Red Lobster to Long John Silver’s.

Kim told the people who provide news to morons that she’s been enjoying the single life, so this more than likely means that Humphries, who has never averaged more than 24 minutes per game in a season, is just a bench spot speed bump on the highway to HPV supremacy. Kardashian, who is famous because she made a sex tape with a rapper we’d never heard of, also said that she’s done ruining the careers of NFL players. Responded everyone who had Miles Austin in fantasy football this season, “Gee, thanks.”

“No,” she replied when I asked her if she’s hesitant to date another pro at the launch of her Brissmor watch line last night, “But I probably would never date a footballer again!” Apparently hooking up with the likes of Reggie Bush and Miles Austin has ruined the NFL for her! (Via E! Online)

ROFL! It’s funny because she ruined the NFL for them, too. At least Reggie got a Super Bowl victory for his career before her obvious witch spell completed his transformation to completely useless fumbletard. As for Austin, he barely dated the girl and he’s having an entirely forgettable season. Poor Kris. He’s averaging just over 7 points per game as it is. He could end up negative. Although, there are worse things than dating a Kardashian and being declared negative.

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OK, probably not. But model, Latin singer and Reggie Bush’s latest girlfriend Mayra Veronica has been offered $1 million to star in a porn film by an unnamed producer. As everyone recalls, Reggie’s ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian also appeared in a homemade porn, but she made slightly less than Mayra for her efforts. Approximately $1 million less*. But what she didn’t receive in money, Kim earned in fame, so if aspiring girls want to take the easy route to stardom, you can 1) Make a sex tape with a talentless rapper or B) Date Reggie Bush, or, for extra credit, III) Both.

Sources close to Mayra say that she isn’t considering the offer, but they also say that she is considering. Hey there, Radar Online, can you possibly be any more conflicting in your baseless rumors?

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